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A L A S T O R ([personal profile] strawberrypimp) wrote in [community profile] soddersays 2020-07-25 07:32 am (UTC)

Alastor | Hazbin Hotel

[Are You Afraid of the Dark?]

[Well it doesn't look like he's touched any of his peanut butter and chocolate s'mores, though it's hard to tell. He's broken it up a bit, there might be a few pieces missing. He's never been one for sweets, but he's always up for some wholesome family fun story time.]

So who wants to hear about The Ripper of Bayou Road?

[With a voice heavily laden with static, tinny and hollow and distinctly artificial sounding. How reassuring!]

[Network]

[The hissing and popping of what sounds like an ancient radio briefly spits across the audio function. Don't worry, it doesn't last long before the chatter starts]

And how's your evening going tonight, ladies and gents? How's the wildlife treating you? Anyone meet the moose yet? Tell me all about it, I'm still looking for him!

No I'm not talking about the Ghost Moose, the winged one! Say, if anyone out there wants to do a man a favor, I'll give you something special if you get me an up close picture of Pamola. Yes, the winged moose man has a name, and it's Pam and I'd just love to get a look at him.


[Wildcard!]

[Not keen on these prompts? Well tag him with an idea of your own!]

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