[Wow, is everyone around here tiny? Angel feels even more leggy and spidery than usual. He fluffs his hair up, thoughtfully, then sighs wearily.]

Ya lucky I'm desperate, boyo. Wouldn't catch me undead in a piano bar back home, but it's been hours of this shit dead sober and I'm over it.

[Angel waves a bossy gloved hand.] Lead me ta the watery wine, kiddo.