[Louis is usually the leggy one back home, this is a treat. ]

Will it help if I say it's guarded by a literal magical pixie who fucks with people she doesn't like?

[He seems the type who would dig that. He gives off those vibes. He shrugs and starts idly heading towards Pixie's.]

No one should have to deal with this shithole sober. Welcome to Deerington, by the way, it's a depressing horror town, but I've seen worse.