The fuck’s wrong with that? Candy’s supposed to be sweet.

[The voice comes from a young boy right behind her, with a basket of food hanging off his elbow. Richie was going to mind his own business, but now he feels the need to defend the sweetness of American candy. And also, he’s kind of bored sticking to the grocery list, so.]

Unless you’re from a world where it’s not, in which case, you haven’t fucking lived.