[Yep, that's not a sight you see every day. Fortunately Fern isn't phased by by the sight of a grown man treating a reindeer like a person - if they were in Ooo the guy would be the one sticking out like a sore thumb, not the reindeer - so he just pauses to watch this whole scene play out before helpfully chiming in.]
You should just listen to him. Pretty sure the carrots aren't gonna kill you.
[Not that he actually has experience with eating the Hart Mart food, being made out of grass and all. But he knows people who have! And they've been totally fine, so it's probably not a big deal.]
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You should just listen to him. Pretty sure the carrots aren't gonna kill you.
[Not that he actually has experience with eating the Hart Mart food, being made out of grass and all. But he knows people who have! And they've been totally fine, so it's probably not a big deal.]