Just got here this morning.

[ He sounds about as put out by that as one would expect him to be. He'd been looking forward to a break from this kind of thing. ]

I read it. And I tried looking at some of the things on the uh... [ What was it called?? He's never gonna remember. He draws a rectangle in the air with his fingers. ] Thing... magic box thing? But it was... a lot.

[ The dude barely had formal education, he's not the best reader in the world here. ]