Well, okay, forever more Neal is going to wonder if Jean-Paul's affectionate nickname for Wes is "Bigfoot" but considering how he's being aggressively checked for having just interacted with the man for even a short time, far be it for Neal to mention it. Instead, he's going to put on his best disturbed and maybe a little offended face, trying it on in the face of, well, his face.

"Nice to meet you, too," he says, ruefully forcing a smile despite himself. What does he say about the rest, really? Nothing is probably the best bet.

"You are... an incredible likeness. Or maybe I'm the incredible likeness. Whichever's more flattering. Has this ever happened to you before?" Neal would love to say he's not familiar with the concepts of doppelgängers but he's seen enough movies, read enough books, and also met another person that looked exactly like his ex, except younger.