[He blinks, surprised, as if it’s only just now registered that maybe he should rein the fucks in so people don’t think he’s insulted. He holds up his hands, as if to say, it’s fine, it’s okay.]

Shit, no, I’m not offended! [He’s just vulgar out of habit.] I’ve just never heard of there being any difference between American candy and—well, wherever you’re from, I guess.

[But he steps up now, reaching up to pull a package of Kit Kats off the rack.]

Here, try this for an introduction to American candy. It’s milk chocolate, none of that dark chocolate bullshit.