Never worked in "Haunted Dolls", myself. Probably would've liked it...

[He's self-aware enough to realize that, had he been in a more horror-movie-themed line of work, he might have been sated for a few thousand more years. Probably for the best, then.]

Well, I guess that would be pretty poor design. It is literally the first exit I've seen. They probably want us to work for it. [Gonna get started on prying his knife back outta there, then.]