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Nicolò di Genova ([personal profile] dyingsucks) wrote in [community profile] soddersays 2020-09-05 12:47 am (UTC)

cw: dick jokes

Ted Talks. My name's not even Ted.

(He was being intentionally dense and that much was obvious from the way his mouths twitched up at the corners. America couldn't help themselves. They were still in the infancy of colonization.

He gives another one of his breathy chuckles. He of all people knew that "mosquito bite" was hardly an accurate descriptor for his lover.)


I do remember being quite afraid when we first made love. There were rumors that men from your country had horse-cocks. Literally.

(He cuts Joe an amused look.)

You had killed me more times than I could count but I was truly expecting to kill me in a brand new way. Thankfully for us both, you more closely resembled a squirrel.

(Now he really was being a bit of a brat. He reaches a hand over to give Joe's thigh a solid pat.)

My Yusuf. (He withdraws his hand to find his own pair of sunglasses which were unsurprisingly in the car as well.)

Nessun cazzo su questa terra mi ispirerebbe mai a comprare una Honda.

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