That gets a snort. "He really is the most shameless person alive." He sighs. "I can't just convince you to keep your mouth shut and not mention me to anyone for like, t'ree days Non?" He realises he's stalling.

"Okay, okay. Wes and Grady - they're humans, the barber and pawn shop guy respectively. Wes is tall and blonde and Deaf. Grady is short and dark, bearded. Both are handsome, naturally."

He pauses outside, inhaling the autumn air. He casts his gaze sidelong at David. "You're going to judge me," he says. "Kurt and Logan."