... I guess it's hard to remember how old people is.

[He holds up a hand gloved in black latex; actually, it seems like he has a whole strange suit under his oversized, raggedy sweater. Like... like some kind of space suit? Or wetsuit? It's an odd looking thing for a small boy to be wearing.]

I'm five!

... I think!

Is he littler than five? Because that's too little to be outside on his own.

[Not like yours truly, here.]