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Larxene ([personal profile] trancheuse) wrote in [community profile] soddersays 2021-04-02 02:43 am (UTC)

Larxene's ... being Larxene

Player(s) leading plot: Latroma
Player(s) Contact(s): [plurk.com profile] latroma or PM

Character(s) involved: Larxene [personal profile] trancheuse
Closed/Open Plot: Open
Monsters Being Brought In: It's Jurrasic Park Baby (maybe)
Content Warnings for Plot: Species Change Items, Possibly Dinosaur Horror

Details of Plot: This one's not complicated. Larxene's lost her girlfriend and is about to have her house demolished by earthquakes and decides to be an asshole because now Penny's not telling her to behave. Why? Because she's Larxene.

So, she did a Bulk Buy of a heap of Green Apple Suckers from the August 2020 event, which cause people to change species randomly. And when her house gets wrecked, and Penny goes missing, she just decides 'fuck it, why not?'

-She's going to try and sell these for pennies to whoever wants them at a stand that she advertises in the month, surrounded by two dancing sunflowers because that's not creepy at all. That's the easy part.
-She will experiment by sneaking down into the Dinosaur-populated sinkhole with large quantities of meat. She'll jam a sucker into a wad of meat and hurl it at one of the less picky dinosaurs to see if it works.

IF it works, she will absolutely hurl it at a T-Rex and as many compies as she can find to coax them to eat the thing and hopefully transform temporarily into things that can clamber up the ropes she conveniently leaves for them. Why? Because she wants to share the dinosaurs with the top-side world and coaxing them out of the sinkhole before the suckers wear off and they run briefly amok (and possibly fight whatever is underground this month) just sounds like a grand old time.

She may or may not actually take credit for doing this shit.

Obviously she won't have any suckers left when this is done.

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