WELP OKAY THEN. lmao, this is fine. here is a grumpy kitten for u, grumpy mama.

oh, yeah. she can eat and drink like a normal human! she would much prefer some whiskey or gin if he has any, however. (she might look like a teenage brat but she's legal to drink, honest.)

i mean fair. she's gonna be like "r u a fukken nerd or???" but if he wants to write things down, he can if he wants. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BUDDY.