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NOVEMBER TEST DRIVE MEME




NOVEMBER 2019 TEST DRIVE MEME









Welcome to November's Test Drive Meme! This month's Test Drive's theme is: DEATH/ZOMBIE HORROR.

All Test Drive Memes contain at least one clue to the Deerington's upcoming in-game events for the month! Keep your eyes peeled! But...not literally.

Characters may die during TDMs, but you do not need to count it towards a game-canonical death unless you want to. Consider it a freebie. All TDMs can be considered game canon as TDMs introduce minor aspects about the world of Deerington that can be revisited by characters later on in the game. You may also use TDMs for your application writing sample as well as AC.

CW: Possible mild cannibalism, organs (including pictures of fake food that looks like organs), mutant insect in linked picture, blood, sensations of starvation, possible binge eating, possible binge drinking.
Don't forget to tag content whenever necessary. Have fun!











NOT BEAST NOR KIN


The blood and organs that have been festering in the ground and walls of Deerington seem to not only be attracting rats at this point, but something far more dangerous and... just plain gross. These deadly looking maggots are roughly the size of an average human. They’re slithering in an out of the ground, filling up holes where some organs seem to have burst open, or writhing around in the wake of the red waves that have left bloody puddles in the street. If you keep your distance, they’re mostly just disgusting to watch, adding to the feeling of utter decay that the town has gone into.

But those who wander too close or who are unfortunate enough to go by a nest of these maggots without noticing could end up swarmed. They can leap farther than something that large should physically be capable of and the sharp teeth on the end of their bodies will pierce through even the toughest of skin and bone. Once they latch on, they won’t let go; not until they’ve finished their meal. If you aren’t quick, the blood loss will be, and you could end up an evening snack for a whole group of these creatures.

They are fairly easy to kill, luckily. Average weapons seem to take them down or you can smash their heads (if you can call it that) with a few good stomps from a boot. The only trouble is how quick they move and how strong they are; you might need to call for help to get away from them when you get cornered by too many of these monsters.


ALL YOU CAN EAT


Maggots aren’t the only things that want to eat, though! And it seems that the community center is aware of that as well. Advertisements are strewn all over town for an all you can eat buffet that will be set up, not even an entrance fee required (though donations are welcome at the door if you’re feeling generous). No one in their right mind would want to go and get food from a party into Deerington at this point though, right? Of course not. You’re way too clever for that.

Except that as the party draws closer, anyone who saw the advertisements will find themselves slowly feeling like they’re starving. There’s a hallow belly feeling that no amount of food you consume will ever be able to fill. It feels like you might go crazy from how bad the hunger gets, craving something to fill your stomach, anything... And in the back of your mind, you might remember the buffet. You might start to feel a strange realization that the food they’re offering will actually help get rid of your cravings and you’ll be drawn to the party no matter how adamant you’ve been that it’s not a good idea.

The spread they offer isn’t something that should be appetizing to most on a regular basis; raw, very clearly human organs are laid out across the table on fairly decorative plates. A fountain of what looks like blood is put up in place of chocolate for you to dip your food into. No matter how disgusted you might normally feel, you find yourself practically drooling at the mouth and you’re quick to grab a plate and dive in.

At least the drinks look like they’re normal; sodas, beer, wine, champagne, and liquors ready to create your favorite cocktails. A menu will give you an idea of what pairs best with each organ, so make sure you select something that goes perfectly with your plate of intestines.

What would a Deerington party be without something tricky attached to all this. Even the smallest bites of any of the organs will offer sudden changes to the consumer, each power growing stronger the more that you eat.

  • Eating BRAINS will make it so that you are able to hear another person’s thoughts. Anyone standing near by, really. They’ll trickle in slowly at first, but the more that you eat, the more you’ll hear, and eventually it could become overwhelming. Sometimes you can focus in on just one person if you stare at them intently, but that could make you look like a creep. Maybe you should just go somewhere quiet until it passes.

  • Eating a HEART will make you feel compelled to confess your emotions to someone. Maybe a specific person or maybe it’s towards a complete stranger, but you just want to get everything out onto the table. You’re overcome with feelings so strong you don’t know how to contain them anymore and you’ve just got to get them out somehow.

  • Eating LIVER will cause you to want to drink. A lot. You might find that you’re not able to get enough, even. It doesn’t make you immune to the alcohol though, so it’s got the potential to lead some pretty nasty alcohol poisoning if you aren’t careful. Characters who usually can’t get drunk will find that consuming liver makes them a total lightweight. Woops. Better have someone help you walk home.

  • Eating the STOMACH will make you want to eat everything. You’ll no longer feel starving, but you just want to taste any food that’s near you, and you won’t stop no matter how full you feel. It’s not just organs, but any food consumed outside of the buffet. It might be a bad time to go to Peter’s Pizza for a late night meal.

  • Eating INTESTINES will give you an abundance of courage. You’ll find that you’ve got guts you never knew you had and it might make you willing to go tell your crush how you feel about them, or tell off that one guy who’s been pissing you off for weeks, or maybe you might start to think it’s cool to go scale a building or fight a monster when you don’t have any skill sets to actually take one down. Hopefully you don’t do anything you’ll regret in the morning— assuming you don’t get yourself killed doing something stupid, of course.

  • Eating EYEBALLS will allow you to obtain the memory of the first person that you touch. Depending on how much you’ve eaten, you may just see a small snippet or you could get sucked in to a full and heavy flashback. The memory will feel like it takes place in real time, but by the time that it’s over, you’ll find that whoever you touched is only just starting to ask you what’s wrong — or tell you to watch where you’re going, buster.


  • All affects from the food will wear off within about an hour if you’ve only had a bite — or they could last up to twelve if you really stuffed yourself. Please be sure to obtain OOC permission from any players for the brain and eyeball prompts!


Character Arrival

You can read how all characters arrive in Deerington here.

There is not a collective "all these characters showed up at the exact same moment" occurrence in Deerington. Since characters fall asleep, die, or pass out at various times throughout all their worlds, it wouldn't make too much sense if they arrived in game all at the exact same time. There should be some discrepancy between character arrival, whether by a couple minutes, hours, or even days up to a week.

The players are entirely in control of how/when they want to play their characters arriving in Deerington. For TDMs, you can play it like your character has just arrived and that can be maintained as your game canon, or you can wait until game events for that moment. Or you don't need to acknowledge it at all. The flexibility for character allows a bit more of an organic feel to the character arrival situation, so please play it to whatever feels right for you.

If you are interested in having an "arrival" introduction for one of your TDM prompts, you are more than welcome to explore that option.
deflectere: (F O U R T E E N)

[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-04 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

( just that. )

Like you wouldn't laugh if the positions were reversed.
gentrify: (pic#11581237)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-04 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah probably
but i wouldnt be surprised when someone decked me for it
how would that poll even go?
pass out 'how was your stay' cards like a fuckin hilton?
was there a mint on your pillow, next to the plague rat chowing down on a kidney?
ghoststanning: (In the world who'd understand)

[personal profile] ghoststanning 2019-11-04 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ray lets out a shout of horror when the goose drops the wand and sets it off, fearing for his own, another person's, and even the goose's life a little, ducking (ha) down when it shoots.

When he confirms that no one is dead, he sighs and stands back up, grabbing the wand with him as well. He then looks at the goose, disappointed.]


Be careful with that! It could completely split all the atoms in your body apart if you aren't careful.

[He sounds not unlike a parent scolding their child for playing with power tools.]
deflectere: (S I X)

[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-04 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'd just ask: would you rather stay here or go back home? I would hope one hundred percent of people would say go back home but there are always exceptions to rules.

( someone would say no to be contrary. )
ghoststanning: (Bustin makes me YEAH YEAH YEAH)

[personal profile] ghoststanning 2019-11-04 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ray follows, nodding along.]

Perhaps, but when you know it's a pocket dimension, then you know you can try leaving; but in a dreamscape you can only either hope to wake up or that someone else wakes you up! You don't got much ability to get yourself out if it is a dreamscape.

So basically don't eat food unless I know it's safe, gotcha.

[... Huh Dogkeeper sounds vaguely familiar.]

So what's the Dogkeeper like? Beyond that they're my friend.
ghoststanning: (On your AM AM radio)

[personal profile] ghoststanning 2019-11-04 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Gee, I forgot that not everyone recognizes us in this dimension.

[Sometimes you save the world multiple times and just get used to literally everyone at least knowing your business.

But first let's say he finally got home and gently slams the door behind him. He checks to make sure the maggots aren't getting in as he continues.]


The name basically explains it all! I hunt ghosts for a living- of course there's an occasional god and demon that I gotta fight, but I'm pretty used to this kinda stuff!

[He smiles and looks back.]

What about you, what's your story?
horriblegoose: (14)

[personal profile] horriblegoose 2019-11-05 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[The goose does not know what atoms are. As far as the goose is concerned, all things are whole. It does not need to know that things are made up of tiny things on a molecular level. The goose will never take molecular biology, and it is content with this.

It honks softly, somewhat disappointed that the proton wand is now out of reach. It dips its head and considers Ray's shoelaces. To a layman, it would appear chastised by Ray's words.]
gentrify: (pic#11581291)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
then those assclowns deserve to get stuck here
how the fuck are you expecting to get out of here anyway?
there aren't exactly exit signs littering this place
sscuriosity: (ƒ૨σɱ ƭɦε ɦαɳ∂)

[personal profile] sscuriosity 2019-11-05 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Squelsh is a good word for it if it hadn't been heinous, to begin with, the addition of the bug guts and germs is enough to make it down right revolting but Dustin's not sick about it just surprised.

He scrambles away when he's told, his own plank of wood in his hand and it's a piss poor weapon, considering this guy has a bat with nails wedged through it.]


Yeah. I'm fine. The grubs? Not so much. What was their problem?

[In his experience, maggots aren't territorial and they don't delight in living flesh. It has to be diseased or necrotic.]
sscuriosity: (Default)

[personal profile] sscuriosity 2019-11-05 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
You're two swords?

[The grass part he can buy into, even the elemental powers but being two inanimate objects and this capable of life is beyond his depth for the moment.]

I'm sorry but that makes absolutely no sense.
laminae: (shrug)

[personal profile] laminae 2019-11-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Was. Was two swords.

[It feels like there's a big enough difference that he needs to emphasize that.]

Dog, you don't think I know that? My whole life is completely skronked up, I have no idea why I'm standing here.
hedon: (pic#13560449)

[personal profile] hedon 2019-11-05 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it might be bold of me to say, but I think turning down your wedding might just be the beginning of a bright new future for you.

[If not just because of the sheer energy Alec had exhibited in the kiss, but just due to living for himself for a change. The fact that this played his interests was simply a matter of luck and intuition.]
deflectere: (S E V E N)

[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-05 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's not a question I have the answer to.
Most of the people I've talked to seem pretty blaise about getting out.
This is just a thing that happens and I should accept it and live my life.
denskastreetartist: (Default)

Ash | Concrete Genie

[personal profile] denskastreetartist 2019-11-05 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Arrival

[ He thought he had just dozed off in the boat on the way back to Denska. So, when he awoke in this strange house, it felt something straight out of a horror movie. He's at least thankful to whomever his kidnapper was didn't take his bag or brush from him. So, as he's stepping down the stairs he peeks around the corner clutching the giant paintbrush in both hands. ]

Hello? Does anyone live here? Pleeeease don't let it be some axe murder....

Not Beast Nor Kin

[ So, of course this place couldn't just be creepy; it had to have flesh eating monsters too. Maggoty, flesh eating monsters. That are far too fast than they should be. Ash took to paint skating, his feet gliding on a trail of bright white and purple that he brushed ahead of himself. Every so often taking a look back at the giant creatures that came towards him. They were keeping pace with him and he didn't want to stop and fight if he didn't have to.

Unfortunately, he wasn't paying much attention ahead of him because when he turns to look back ahead he's mere feet from crashing into someone. He lets out an audible gasp and goes to try and skid to a stop, but shouts out;]


Whoooa! Look out!

Painting the town Red

[ Deerington had seemed to hold that same bleakness Denska once did when the darkness came. After everything he went through to clean up the darkness and breathe new life into the town he loved this was more than a little disheartening. But if Luna was here she'd ask him to do the same; help restore this place.

So, he's found a spread of buildings and stands before them. He holds a large brush in one hand and slowly moves it through the air. When he does light and stars come off the end of the glowing brush and onto the buildings as he paints his master piece. Living drawings on the wall as they move and dance about.

Perhaps, you've come across him in mid paint or he's been painting on your house. ]
Edited 2019-11-05 02:59 (UTC)
heterophobe: (pic#9115516)

un: rage

[personal profile] heterophobe 2019-11-05 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Are you looking for a twink or your wife?

( and does the wife know about the twink? good grief. they're one in the same, aren't they? he's going to puke. )
pocketdonuts: (pic#13554936)

[personal profile] pocketdonuts 2019-11-05 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, she's not a warlock, but she's also not not a warlock. Interesting. It's a case for the best detective agency in existence, well... Half of the best detective agency. She'd have to keep good notes for Nott is she ever showed up. ]

Yes, I'm like a super amazing cleric. If you ever get hurt, you can totally let me know and I'll heal you. [ Even if she doesn't know her healing doesn't work here yet. ]
pocketdonuts: (pic#13554935)

!!!!

[personal profile] pocketdonuts 2019-11-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ This place was in desperate need of livening up, even if it was all bound to get washed away by whatever she'd heard roll through a few blocks over. But, that was the beauty of art. It could be redrawn. Sure, it was nice to have something to hold onto - to keep for sentimental reasons, but sharing the art was also good. Even if it was just for a short while.

Lost in the song she's humming to herself as she goes, it takes a moment for the voice to register. Spinning on her heels, like flecks of black paint fly from her brush as a sound of excitement wins over the tune she'd been so focused on. Rationally, she knew she wasn't alone here, but seeing someone she cared so deeply about face to face was a comfort.

Sending off a silent 'thank you' to the Traveler, she tucks the brush away hastily as she rushes forward - arms outstretched. ]


Caduceus!
gentrify: (pic#11581271)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
how many women you know go by 'ian'?

twink, im looking for a twink
six foot, ginger, probably having a fuckin episode right now so hard to miss
pocketdonuts: (pic#13422060)

[personal profile] pocketdonuts 2019-11-05 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yup, Mama was right. She'd have to make note of this so she could send her a message later - filling her in on her new adventures. She wasn't sure how it would work while in this pocket dimension, but it was worth trying.

When the giant Della Reeses with swords appear, Jester is stunned for a moment. Just staring. ]


It's beautiful! [ And she wants to join in by absolutely burning a spell slot for funsies. Tiny floating unicorns appear in the air as she casts Spiritual Guardians, leaving a trail of pink sparkly mist behind them as they move with her to dance around the Della Reeses and get an occasional jab in at the dying maggots. ]
acidwashjeans: (Default)

maggots

[personal profile] acidwashjeans 2019-11-05 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ steve is just trying to live his life, walking home from work.

but no, here's an asshole with an AK (which steve doesn't object to in principle but??? dude why are you just carrying an AK) who is going to just destroy these maggots.

But whatever, this place is full of weird stuff. Steve takes a step back, shrugging.]


Knock yourself out, dude.
gentrify: (pic#11580508)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
im getting the feeling people here are less blaise, more like prisoners
you ever walk into a jail cell like 'nah, i don't think i'm digging it, i'll put in a complaint with management tomorrow and see about getting moved to the fuckin marriott'?
cause thats probably what you sound like to them
pocketdonuts: (pic#13421033)

sobs quietly

[personal profile] pocketdonuts 2019-11-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jester had managed to get herself together after catching up with Molly, thinking she was all cried out. But, that was not the case. Turning to face the source of the voice, she almost drops the cup of tea she'd procured. A new spring of guilt rushes to her throat as she tries to decide what to even say.

I'm sorry didn't seem like enough. And it wasn't like she had anything comforting to offer like 'don't worry, we totally got you back and everything was super okay'. She didn't know. She didn't know and it was ripping her to pieces. And everything she saw when she would scry on Yasha only made the pit in her stomach grow deeper. Gingerly, she puts down the cup, sliding out of the seat she'd claimed - approaching with caution, she tries to act like everything is totally fine. Even if she's already crying. it's fine. ]


Y-you should save the googly eyes for tusktooths I paint around t-town. [ It comes out far meeker than she'd planned, words interrupted by hiccups as she barely manages to keep a new wave of apologies from rolling off her tongue. ]
idkmybffpyramid: (pic#5790868)

[personal profile] idkmybffpyramid 2019-11-05 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm gonna put you down as a 'no'.
idkmybffpyramid: (pic#5790873)

[personal profile] idkmybffpyramid 2019-11-05 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[speaking of obvious usernames. there's only like 3 people this could be and... based on the tone he's already got an idea which one.)]

Fastest way to figure out who's from the same place.

Gonna mark you down as 'yes' by the way.
gentrify: (pic#11580511)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's carrying around an AK because he woke up with an AK and he's not complaining about it, alright? someone hands you a free assault rifle, you don't question it, steve, you just take it and go before they change their mind.

also, these maggots are nasty, they deserve to be destroyed, he's doing a civil service here. ]


Thanks, man. Plus, these things aren't the most accurate and it'd be a fuckin' bummer, on top of the other shit, if I accidentally kneecapped some rando right now.

[ that's you, you're the rando. cover your ears, because once he has sights lined up, mickey's firing. it's like shooting fish in a barrel - the maggots are huge targets, they're not moving much, and he's not very far away. they're just letting out some gross death screeches, and oh yeah, they're splattering. ew. ]