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NOVEMBER TEST DRIVE MEME




NOVEMBER 2019 TEST DRIVE MEME









Welcome to November's Test Drive Meme! This month's Test Drive's theme is: DEATH/ZOMBIE HORROR.

All Test Drive Memes contain at least one clue to the Deerington's upcoming in-game events for the month! Keep your eyes peeled! But...not literally.

Characters may die during TDMs, but you do not need to count it towards a game-canonical death unless you want to. Consider it a freebie. All TDMs can be considered game canon as TDMs introduce minor aspects about the world of Deerington that can be revisited by characters later on in the game. You may also use TDMs for your application writing sample as well as AC.

CW: Possible mild cannibalism, organs (including pictures of fake food that looks like organs), mutant insect in linked picture, blood, sensations of starvation, possible binge eating, possible binge drinking.
Don't forget to tag content whenever necessary. Have fun!











NOT BEAST NOR KIN


The blood and organs that have been festering in the ground and walls of Deerington seem to not only be attracting rats at this point, but something far more dangerous and... just plain gross. These deadly looking maggots are roughly the size of an average human. They’re slithering in an out of the ground, filling up holes where some organs seem to have burst open, or writhing around in the wake of the red waves that have left bloody puddles in the street. If you keep your distance, they’re mostly just disgusting to watch, adding to the feeling of utter decay that the town has gone into.

But those who wander too close or who are unfortunate enough to go by a nest of these maggots without noticing could end up swarmed. They can leap farther than something that large should physically be capable of and the sharp teeth on the end of their bodies will pierce through even the toughest of skin and bone. Once they latch on, they won’t let go; not until they’ve finished their meal. If you aren’t quick, the blood loss will be, and you could end up an evening snack for a whole group of these creatures.

They are fairly easy to kill, luckily. Average weapons seem to take them down or you can smash their heads (if you can call it that) with a few good stomps from a boot. The only trouble is how quick they move and how strong they are; you might need to call for help to get away from them when you get cornered by too many of these monsters.


ALL YOU CAN EAT


Maggots aren’t the only things that want to eat, though! And it seems that the community center is aware of that as well. Advertisements are strewn all over town for an all you can eat buffet that will be set up, not even an entrance fee required (though donations are welcome at the door if you’re feeling generous). No one in their right mind would want to go and get food from a party into Deerington at this point though, right? Of course not. You’re way too clever for that.

Except that as the party draws closer, anyone who saw the advertisements will find themselves slowly feeling like they’re starving. There’s a hallow belly feeling that no amount of food you consume will ever be able to fill. It feels like you might go crazy from how bad the hunger gets, craving something to fill your stomach, anything... And in the back of your mind, you might remember the buffet. You might start to feel a strange realization that the food they’re offering will actually help get rid of your cravings and you’ll be drawn to the party no matter how adamant you’ve been that it’s not a good idea.

The spread they offer isn’t something that should be appetizing to most on a regular basis; raw, very clearly human organs are laid out across the table on fairly decorative plates. A fountain of what looks like blood is put up in place of chocolate for you to dip your food into. No matter how disgusted you might normally feel, you find yourself practically drooling at the mouth and you’re quick to grab a plate and dive in.

At least the drinks look like they’re normal; sodas, beer, wine, champagne, and liquors ready to create your favorite cocktails. A menu will give you an idea of what pairs best with each organ, so make sure you select something that goes perfectly with your plate of intestines.

What would a Deerington party be without something tricky attached to all this. Even the smallest bites of any of the organs will offer sudden changes to the consumer, each power growing stronger the more that you eat.

  • Eating BRAINS will make it so that you are able to hear another person’s thoughts. Anyone standing near by, really. They’ll trickle in slowly at first, but the more that you eat, the more you’ll hear, and eventually it could become overwhelming. Sometimes you can focus in on just one person if you stare at them intently, but that could make you look like a creep. Maybe you should just go somewhere quiet until it passes.

  • Eating a HEART will make you feel compelled to confess your emotions to someone. Maybe a specific person or maybe it’s towards a complete stranger, but you just want to get everything out onto the table. You’re overcome with feelings so strong you don’t know how to contain them anymore and you’ve just got to get them out somehow.

  • Eating LIVER will cause you to want to drink. A lot. You might find that you’re not able to get enough, even. It doesn’t make you immune to the alcohol though, so it’s got the potential to lead some pretty nasty alcohol poisoning if you aren’t careful. Characters who usually can’t get drunk will find that consuming liver makes them a total lightweight. Woops. Better have someone help you walk home.

  • Eating the STOMACH will make you want to eat everything. You’ll no longer feel starving, but you just want to taste any food that’s near you, and you won’t stop no matter how full you feel. It’s not just organs, but any food consumed outside of the buffet. It might be a bad time to go to Peter’s Pizza for a late night meal.

  • Eating INTESTINES will give you an abundance of courage. You’ll find that you’ve got guts you never knew you had and it might make you willing to go tell your crush how you feel about them, or tell off that one guy who’s been pissing you off for weeks, or maybe you might start to think it’s cool to go scale a building or fight a monster when you don’t have any skill sets to actually take one down. Hopefully you don’t do anything you’ll regret in the morning— assuming you don’t get yourself killed doing something stupid, of course.

  • Eating EYEBALLS will allow you to obtain the memory of the first person that you touch. Depending on how much you’ve eaten, you may just see a small snippet or you could get sucked in to a full and heavy flashback. The memory will feel like it takes place in real time, but by the time that it’s over, you’ll find that whoever you touched is only just starting to ask you what’s wrong — or tell you to watch where you’re going, buster.


  • All affects from the food will wear off within about an hour if you’ve only had a bite — or they could last up to twelve if you really stuffed yourself. Please be sure to obtain OOC permission from any players for the brain and eyeball prompts!


Character Arrival

You can read how all characters arrive in Deerington here.

There is not a collective "all these characters showed up at the exact same moment" occurrence in Deerington. Since characters fall asleep, die, or pass out at various times throughout all their worlds, it wouldn't make too much sense if they arrived in game all at the exact same time. There should be some discrepancy between character arrival, whether by a couple minutes, hours, or even days up to a week.

The players are entirely in control of how/when they want to play their characters arriving in Deerington. For TDMs, you can play it like your character has just arrived and that can be maintained as your game canon, or you can wait until game events for that moment. Or you don't need to acknowledge it at all. The flexibility for character allows a bit more of an organic feel to the character arrival situation, so please play it to whatever feels right for you.

If you are interested in having an "arrival" introduction for one of your TDM prompts, you are more than welcome to explore that option.
gentrify: (pic#11581306)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck Star Wars - Indiana Jones was film magic.

[ give him a cool hat and a whip and some nazis to shoot any time and mickey'd be happy. star wars was just too nerdy for him, too far removed from the life he was raised in.

and now this child is bitching about his machine gun, oh my god, the youths these days. ]


Well shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to bring my pesticide spray pack on this stroll. [ which is all pretty obvious, exaggerated, sarcasm as mickey tugs a metal flask out of a jacket pocket and starts to pour it onto the ground in front of them - ground the little worm dudes are about to come inching onto. ] If this rescue isn't up to your standards, I can always toss your tiny ass back to the Sarlacc pit, Junior. Hold this.

[ 'this' being the flask he was just dumping out, while he digs in his pockets for a lighter. ]
Edited 2019-11-05 17:29 (UTC)
sscuriosity: (ɳεѵε૨ รεεɳ)

[personal profile] sscuriosity 2019-11-05 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Han Solo is the superior Harrison Ford character. Indiana was afraid of snakes. I like a scholar as much as the next guy, but- [Why are they arguing this right now, Dustin keeps as much momentum knocking the little fuckers back as much as he can.] Never mind. Something tells me a can of Raid would only piss them off.

[That's all he'll say about it but he does grab the flask when it's shoved over to him and inches back to make room for whatever unholy Molotov situation this guy seems to be cooking up.]

My name's Dustin, and I'd rate the rescue about six. So at least your pushing five. Please tell me you've got matches, something.
gentrify: (pic#11580508)

you asked for this tbh

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You think? [ there's the sound of snickering before Mickey speaks up again, Siri impression dropped. ]

Look, 'Steve's just Generic White Dude name number 1. I could've gone to 2 and guessed Bill? Chris? Matt? Stop me when I hit the right one.
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[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-05 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Really?

( he's surprised. magnus is a forgiving person, he's learned, but offering a place to stay after everything is even more than alec expected. )

You don't have to do that. I'm sure you have a lot of...company. ( that wasn't what he meant to say and he shakes his head. ) I meant that I don't want to intrude on your routines and all.
sscuriosity: (αɳ∂ ραɳร)

[personal profile] sscuriosity 2019-11-05 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Holograms as technology or as a facilitator because those are two very different things. Are the holograms interactive? I guess, is what I'm asking.

[One hundred years is a really long time and it makes Dustin question what the state of the world is like in that kind of time period. Something he'll mull over later.]

So, it's like 2085? Is it true that history repeats itself?
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[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-05 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm dealing with you, aren't I? I haven't stopped responding or anything even though I kind of want to because you're giving me a headache. You seem to think you're a lot more intolerable than you are. I've dealt with worse.

( you were still pretty bad, mickey. )

I don't think asking how I leave is going to get much more help. I think that would be one of the first things they'd tell you if it was possible.
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[personal profile] bulletgram 2019-11-05 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You, ah. No, you got it.

[ Hi Barry! Hank has appeared at your elbow, as if by Magic. ...it wasn't magic, it was questionable luck and generally being surrounded by all kinds of creepy weirdness followed by finally locating a familiar face, but that's all details. Unimportant.

He shudders. Yes, Hank has seen a great deal of disturbingly gross things in his time on this earth, but that doesn't mean he likes them. Or that they don't gross him out every single fucking time, and brains and eyeballs just...lying on the table like they're the main course is a first. ]


I would say table looks like my Baba's kitchen on butcher day, but she knew better than to leave things out for hours.

Was not expecting to be seeing you here, Barry!

[ ...he's also not actually sure how Barry's going to react but hey. He probably just didn't know he was in the monastery at the time, right? Right? ]
capturethemoment: (make me feel)

dead on arrival

[personal profile] capturethemoment 2019-11-05 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jonathan is not social at the very best of times, but he knows how fucking crazy it is to just wake up here, disoriented, surrounded by strange things. At least there's daytime now, and the moon isn't red. The town itself is a mess, but it could be worse. ]

Well, this is Maine I guess. So LA is pretty far. There isn't a way out, though. People have tried.

[ Jonathan himself hasn't tried, because he listened to Will's warnings. He trusts Will like that, and everything he's discovered so far has confirmed that they are, in fact, stuck here. ]
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[personal profile] hedon 2019-11-05 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not?

[The bit about the company he might have earns Alec an easy sort of look, something between mild-amusement and wryness. It would be unfair to tell Alec about their kiss when he's yet lived it but the alternative is to tell him he's been alone, and he's not quite sure which is worse.]

I'm aware I don't have to, I want to. You need to be somewhere you feel comfortable should you stay for much longer than a visit and I have more than enough space to share.

[The townhouse he's moved into has the bare minimum up. What he could afford he's put into it and it's all very Bohemian in nature because of it.]
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[personal profile] hitactor 2019-11-05 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, fucking great. This was just adding insult to injury now, of course, first the hellscape with organs coming out of the walls and floors and now Noho Hank when he's too distracted by the smorgasbord to catch him strolling up. For such a little and unassuming guy he's got an unusual talent for taking him off guard.]

What are you doing here? How long have- [Way too many stupid questions, and way too many people around. Barry just swears under his breath and keeps his tone in a low hushed whisper.]

Really, man? What the hell is up with this place? Who else is around?
Edited 2019-11-05 20:48 (UTC)
hitactor: (ιη тнε вℓιηк)

[personal profile] hitactor 2019-11-05 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but who tried? I'd rather deal with them one on one. No offense.

[Barry mentally clocks that he's in Maine now but he's looking every bit as scattered as he feels, sorry Jonathan. The awkward adjustment of the strap of his bag is another tell. Mind-mapping out the place they're both standing in right now to get a sense of how many people might even be around.]
hitactor: (reѕтrαιɴed нelp тнe)

[personal profile] hitactor 2019-11-05 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Barry.

[Bold of him to just assume he's white, that's the sort of stuff that got people into trouble. Whatever he'll ignore it for the time being.]

You're about as unhelpful as Siri. Should've figured.
fayzedandconfused: (it's your life)

[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2019-11-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Um... sure, I guess.

[ She sounds warier than she did before, though. Not entirely suspicious, but bordering on the edge of being suspicious. Killing maggots together was fun and all, but she doesn't know Theo at all, really. ]
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[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
So fucking what? Being afraid of snakes is a survival skill, alright, it's common fuckin' sense, you don't fear shit with teeth and poison for goddamn nothing. [ where was that lighter, oh, next to the big bag o weed, cool. mickey's pulling out the zippo as he rants, not that worried about being distracted from the unholy molotov situation at hand. ] The fuck was Solo, a thief? Fuckin' anyone can be a thief. Shit, I'm a thief. Alright, come here you nasty little mothers...

[ that last part was not about the Harrison Ford argument, it was about the maggots. mickey waits until the biggest clump of them are in the alcohol puddle, then lights the bitch up. fwoooosh. there's a screeching writhing and mickey walks around the perimeter of the fire, kicking stray maggots into it or shoving them with the end of the rifle barrel.

once they're all in there and dealt with, he's pacing back to the kid, snatching his flask back from his hands. ]


Dustin? [ asked either as a confirmation or the beginning of the next sentence, broken off when he downs the last sip he left in the flask. sweet, sweet cheap vodka. he clears his throat of the burn before continuing. ] It's not UberRescues. Keep your shitty rating to yourself. You're welcome.
Edited 2019-11-05 19:01 (UTC)
peejay: (010)

not beast nor kin

[personal profile] peejay 2019-11-05 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Agh-! Cease your activity, your horribly hairless ape! You’re only encouraging the foul things!

[John has a sword. Of course he does. That doesn’t mean he’s effective at using it at the moment, especially when in every single regard that is not “currently holding a sword”, he is incredibly useless in this situation.

...still, they’re far more interested in Ray than him. Which means that as soon as they’ve set their sights on Animated Dan Akyroyd, John takes the opportunity to run behind a nearby tree.]


Solve this at once!
Edited 2019-11-05 19:02 (UTC)
sscuriosity: (ρℓαรƭเ૮ ƭµɓεร)

[personal profile] sscuriosity 2019-11-05 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Being aware of them is a survival skill. This dude has broken into more near-death situations than he can count and still panics at a pit of snakes?

[Of all the things, yes, he will absolutely be arguing for the sake of Hana Solo because a thief still has its merits and this thief definitely did a whole lot more than was expected of him.]

Dude! Solo was so much more than a thief, he was a jack of all trades- hit the ground running, adapt to any situation, smooth-talking conman. He could sell you ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag and you'd take it with a smile.

[Solo and Skywalker were high on his list of fictional heroes don't at him, he likes what he likes and even he's not saying Indian sucks just by comparison - isn't as great.]

Yeah, Dustin. Uber what? What the heck's that? Uh- thanks. [Manners, after all.]
Edited 2019-11-05 19:09 (UTC)
capturethemoment: (getting out of hand)

[personal profile] capturethemoment 2019-11-05 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Chloe Price might have tried. She's been here the longest, I think. Well, her and a couple others. Five people have been here more than a year. Dude, no one would stay here if we could leave.

[ He shakes his head. ]

Last month the city was surrounded by an ocean. WHo knows what's out there now.
gentrify: (pic#11581257)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
youre the one that started the name calling, dude, im just accepting feedback
but good on you for taking the headache like a man
im so fuckin proud


[ this has actually been fairly chill for him, all things considered. usually an actual conversation doesn't happen if he wants to be intolerable. ]

maybe they know but theyre just not telling you bc its funnier watching waddle around with a stick up your ass
no offense
gentrify: (pic#11581241)

cw: classism??? idefk its mickey

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, you ever get bit by a poisonous snake? Shit hurts, motherfucker. [ it is not illegal to call a preteen a motherfucker, don't @ him. ] You know what, I'm glad I saved you, 'cause now I can go find a snake to bite you and laugh while you scream your head off and develop a crippling snake phobia like a normal-ass human being with reasonable reactions.

[ how dare you shit on his homie Indiana Jones. honestly, mickey isn't even that committed to fictional characters, he just likes arguing and shittalk. and so many people get viscerally offended while arguing with him, WHO'D'VE THUNK IT. this is why he needs gallaghers in his life. they never care how much hyperbolic nonsense and derogatory flippancy he spews.

as for han solo - ]
That just sounds like he grew up in a ghetto. I know 12 year old hood gremlins that can do all that shit.

[ carl gallagher probably being one, but don't tell him mickey said so. lip, definitely, for two. ian's a little too high key to get conman down. digging around in his pockets again, mickey pulls out a carton of cigarettes, pinching one between his lips before he lights it up and squints down at this weird kid. ] Don't you have a house, or a babysitter, or somewhere I can drop you off before I decide to punt you to the other side of the city?
yodelling: (Yeah I'm the badass of this picture)

[personal profile] yodelling 2019-11-05 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you hunt ghosts? Aren't they... [she waggles the fingers of one hand]all transparent and all? Or is it like an exorcism? Like with a cross and stuff?

[Explain your craft to her, Ray. At his question she gestures at her... entire self.]

I'm a toy. [HELPFUL. She could elaborate, she guesses.] The name's Jessie. [Perfection.]
gentrify: (pic#11581236)

cw: classim/racism?? idk still mickey

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ in mickey's experience, it's middle class white dudes that try to talk to siri in the middle of a crisis, so yeah, he's assuming this dude's white. ]

Barry, okay, not bad. Got some little bit of personality to it. Better than 'Robert'. [ which was the next name on the list. ]

You wanna know about Chicago, I'll show Siri up for damn sure, but this place? I don't think it's on any maps Siri has, man.
hitactor: (вεαsт ιη мε нαs)

[personal profile] hitactor 2019-11-05 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What about your name?

[Since they're going over the pros and cons of names with personality or without, which he honestly doesn't get but it's fine. He's already been told that his last name is awful, it's nothing new.]

I've been to Chicago so I don't need the trivia, but wherever this is in Maine there's gotta be a map for it. Maybe I'll check out the library later.
deflectere: (N I N E)

[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-05 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Because we don't know each other that well and I was a...

[ jerk. he'd been a jerk and he knows it. he shrugs, awkward and uncertain. ]

I just don't want you to regret it asking me or anything like that.
gentrify: (pic#11580496)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-05 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ in the most russiany-ukrainian accent he can muster: ]

Mikhailo Aleksandr Milkovich. [ a chuckle, and then, back to thick Chicagoan: ] I go by Mickey.

You'd think, especially since this place looks like the goddamn 50s shat it out so you know they haven't gone all digital. If you find one, do us a favor and share with the class.
deflectere: (T H I R T E E N)

[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-05 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
( full offense! )

If I have a stick up my ass, remind me to hit you with it when I see you in person.

( #bonding )