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NOVEMBER TEST DRIVE MEME
NOVEMBER 2019 TEST DRIVE MEME
Welcome to November's Test Drive Meme! This month's Test Drive's theme is: DEATH/ZOMBIE HORROR.
All Test Drive Memes contain at least one clue to the Deerington's upcoming in-game events for the month! Keep your eyes peeled! But...not literally.
Characters may die during TDMs, but you do not need to count it towards a game-canonical death unless you want to. Consider it a freebie. All TDMs can be considered game canon as TDMs introduce minor aspects about the world of Deerington that can be revisited by characters later on in the game. You may also use TDMs for your application writing sample as well as AC.
CW: Possible mild cannibalism, organs (including pictures of fake food that looks like organs), mutant insect in linked picture, blood, sensations of starvation, possible binge eating, possible binge drinking.
Don't forget to tag content whenever necessary. Have fun!
NOT BEAST NOR KIN

But those who wander too close or who are unfortunate enough to go by a nest of these maggots without noticing could end up swarmed. They can leap farther than something that large should physically be capable of and the sharp teeth on the end of their bodies will pierce through even the toughest of skin and bone. Once they latch on, they won’t let go; not until they’ve finished their meal. If you aren’t quick, the blood loss will be, and you could end up an evening snack for a whole group of these creatures.
They are fairly easy to kill, luckily. Average weapons seem to take them down or you can smash their heads (if you can call it that) with a few good stomps from a boot. The only trouble is how quick they move and how strong they are; you might need to call for help to get away from them when you get cornered by too many of these monsters.
ALL YOU CAN EAT

Except that as the party draws closer, anyone who saw the advertisements will find themselves slowly feeling like they’re starving. There’s a hallow belly feeling that no amount of food you consume will ever be able to fill. It feels like you might go crazy from how bad the hunger gets, craving something to fill your stomach, anything... And in the back of your mind, you might remember the buffet. You might start to feel a strange realization that the food they’re offering will actually help get rid of your cravings and you’ll be drawn to the party no matter how adamant you’ve been that it’s not a good idea.
The spread they offer isn’t something that should be appetizing to most on a regular basis; raw, very clearly human organs are laid out across the table on fairly decorative plates. A fountain of what looks like blood is put up in place of chocolate for you to dip your food into. No matter how disgusted you might normally feel, you find yourself practically drooling at the mouth and you’re quick to grab a plate and dive in.
At least the drinks look like they’re normal; sodas, beer, wine, champagne, and liquors ready to create your favorite cocktails. A menu will give you an idea of what pairs best with each organ, so make sure you select something that goes perfectly with your plate of intestines.
What would a Deerington party be without something tricky attached to all this. Even the smallest bites of any of the organs will offer sudden changes to the consumer, each power growing stronger the more that you eat.
- Eating BRAINS will make it so that you are able to hear another person’s thoughts. Anyone standing near by, really. They’ll trickle in slowly at first, but the more that you eat, the more you’ll hear, and eventually it could become overwhelming. Sometimes you can focus in on just one person if you stare at them intently, but that could make you look like a creep. Maybe you should just go somewhere quiet until it passes.
- Eating a HEART will make you feel compelled to confess your emotions to someone. Maybe a specific person or maybe it’s towards a complete stranger, but you just want to get everything out onto the table. You’re overcome with feelings so strong you don’t know how to contain them anymore and you’ve just got to get them out somehow.
- Eating LIVER will cause you to want to drink. A lot. You might find that you’re not able to get enough, even. It doesn’t make you immune to the alcohol though, so it’s got the potential to lead some pretty nasty alcohol poisoning if you aren’t careful. Characters who usually can’t get drunk will find that consuming liver makes them a total lightweight. Woops. Better have someone help you walk home.
- Eating the STOMACH will make you want to eat everything. You’ll no longer feel starving, but you just want to taste any food that’s near you, and you won’t stop no matter how full you feel. It’s not just organs, but any food consumed outside of the buffet. It might be a bad time to go to Peter’s Pizza for a late night meal.
- Eating INTESTINES will give you an abundance of courage. You’ll find that you’ve got guts you never knew you had and it might make you willing to go tell your crush how you feel about them, or tell off that one guy who’s been pissing you off for weeks, or maybe you might start to think it’s cool to go scale a building or fight a monster when you don’t have any skill sets to actually take one down. Hopefully you don’t do anything you’ll regret in the morning— assuming you don’t get yourself killed doing something stupid, of course.
- Eating EYEBALLS will allow you to obtain the memory of the first person that you touch. Depending on how much you’ve eaten, you may just see a small snippet or you could get sucked in to a full and heavy flashback. The memory will feel like it takes place in real time, but by the time that it’s over, you’ll find that whoever you touched is only just starting to ask you what’s wrong — or tell you to watch where you’re going, buster.
All affects from the food will wear off within about an hour if you’ve only had a bite — or they could last up to twelve if you really stuffed yourself. Please be sure to obtain OOC permission from any players for the brain and eyeball prompts!
Character Arrival
You can read how all characters arrive in Deerington here.There is not a collective "all these characters showed up at the exact same moment" occurrence in Deerington. Since characters fall asleep, die, or pass out at various times throughout all their worlds, it wouldn't make too much sense if they arrived in game all at the exact same time. There should be some discrepancy between character arrival, whether by a couple minutes, hours, or even days up to a week.
The players are entirely in control of how/when they want to play their characters arriving in Deerington. For TDMs, you can play it like your character has just arrived and that can be maintained as your game canon, or you can wait until game events for that moment. Or you don't need to acknowledge it at all. The flexibility for character allows a bit more of an organic feel to the character arrival situation, so please play it to whatever feels right for you.
If you are interested in having an "arrival" introduction for one of your TDM prompts, you are more than welcome to explore that option.
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What are you doing here? How long have- [Way too many stupid questions, and way too many people around. Barry just swears under his breath and keeps his tone in a low hushed whisper.]
Really, man? What the hell is up with this place? Who else is around?
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Okay, no. No it isn't. But Barry's supposed to be the one not-freaking-out. But it's okay! That means Hank needs to not freak out. He can do that. Maybe. ]
I only just got here. Don't know why, just am. And do not worry, I have nothing in my shirt.
[ "Up his sleeve", but close enough, right? He's not armed, not a threat, just your friendly neighborhood Hank. ]
No hard feelings. You are first person I see I know.
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Now he's not so sure of anything.]
You mean- [Forget it, there's better things to do than correct him. If it means he's not packing heat better for all of them, honestly.]
Well, lucky me. I guess. [In the most sarcastic tone that ever existed.]
They couldn't at least serve beer with their body parts?
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[ Hank points; did you not see it, Barry? It's right there. ]
And a blood fountain, which seems in bad taste, if you ask me. But at least looks like nice spread, if you are Hannibal Lecter. Not so much for regular people.
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[Yeah, Barry's gonna skirt on over and pick the least disgusting looking glass. No trace amounts of blood, it's passable, and maybe he drinks it a little bit too fast but his nerves were shot.]
I'm sure Vacha would be right at home. This whole place is an excuse to wear that apron.
[Hey Hank, remember that time you and Goron tried to kill them? He does. He remembers having to choke out a fat Bolivian guy just to make sure Fuches didn't bite the bullet for it.]
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[ Like it's a reliable metric for anything here, and yeah, it's not really a joke because he looks and yes, those are maybe-spleens, certainly some kind of organ, and he'd sigh but then Barry's talking about Vacha and it gets a laugh out of Hank even if it's not really all that funny. He follows over to find something passable to drink himself, and there's nothing to eat with it but it'll be fine. He's not eating raw organs thanks. ]
Oh, Vacha. He was good people. ...a bit overdramatic, but good people. He never needed excuse to wear apron, honestly, but would be good place for it, yes. Like splash guard.
tw: torture lol
[Laughing at how messed up this place seemed like a better option than taking every single part of it seriously. The outlook was bleak, and this place was a fucking nightmare. Sure, he might better equipped to handle it than most but that didn't make it any easier.]
I watched Vacha file a guy's teeth inches from my fucking head. He wasn't good- not even a little bit.
Re: tw: torture lol
[ And it's not even patronizing, sincere as sincere can be as he takes a sip of his own drink. ]
Depends on definition of good. He was not very nice, no, and was very into torture, but he was very good at it. And very reliable, both personally and professionally. Very fun at parties too.