APRIL 2020 TEST DRIVE MEME

Welcome to April's Test Drive Meme! This month's Test Drive's theme is: ENCHANTMENT HORROR.

All Test Drive Memes contain at least one clue to the Deerington's upcoming in-game events for the month! Keep your eyes peeled! But...not literally.

Characters may die during TDMs, but you do not need to count it towards a game-canonical death unless you want to. Consider it a freebie. All TDMs can be considered game canon as TDMs introduce minor aspects about the world of Deerington that can be revisited by characters later on in the game. You may also use TDMs for your application writing sample as well as AC.

CW: Enchanted food, possible body horror, mild finger injuries, magic based mind control, rapid aging, possible death
Don't forget to tag content whenever necessary. Have fun!

Prompt One
Prompt Two
Character Arrival
Master Navigation

YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

Pork is on sale!! Time to buy it up for all your family meals. It also means anything with pork in it in all of the restaurants is on special and super affordable for just about anyone. New arrivals can even get a free meal of bacon, sausage and eggs at the diner! Seeing all the low prices, you find yourself craving pork more than ever. But who doesn't love bacon, right? Maybe you had ham and pineapple pizza at Peter's or those delicious and mouthwatering pork dumplings at the Hot Pot. You could have cooked a nice pork loin with your friends and family for a large get together. Candied bacon is a real treat to munch on in the park!

You're cooking it yourself or getting it from the local restaurants, so nothing bad could happen with a little self-indulgence, right? Just about everyone has learned not to trust the food at a giant feast in Deerington, but short of the lunch and dinner menus at the diner, the restaurants and the grocery store have never done a Sleeper harm! At least, that's the way it's always been before. Two years is long enough to start taking things for granted.

Anyone who has any of the specials from the restaurants or who cooks any kind of pork related product at home will find that once they have finished their meal, they will slowly turn into... pigs. It seems to vary on how fast a single person turns, some moving slowly over the course of days while they eat more and more food, and others will turn into a full blown pig in a manner of minutes. At first you can still talk to others and display your usual personality in pig form, but the longer you stay a pig, the more boarish you'll become.

So how do you break the curse? Locals say there's a magic stream up on the mountain that will stop these kinds of enchantments, but you can't go alone. Someone will have to carry you up and sing to you while you drink. It might be a friend or a lover or a complete stranger, but whoever you can nudge into it will have to physically carry you in their arms up the side of the mountain looking for this stream. It can take a while— the walk is fairly long, a few hours at best, but you'll know it when you find it. The stream sparkles unnaturally in the sunlight and it seems like none of the animals are willing to drink from it's unnaturally cold waters. The moment you take a long sip while your companion sings whatever song pops into their head, you'll turn back into a human. Hopefully your clothes turn back with you.

If your character does not eat meat/pork, then they'll be safe from this event!

GOOD ENDURES

Mirror mirror on the wall...

The pork doesn't seem to be the only enchanted object around Deerington this month. There are several of them cropping up all over the place and each one has a different outcome for those unfortunate enough to run into them.

Spinning wheels seem to be in the most random of places. Some of them will even just appear in your house. Sometimes multiple spinning wheels show up. Anyone who gets to close will have the strong urge to prick their finger on the spindle, the needle very easily cutting the tip and making you bleed more than you might have expected. Hopefully you have a first aid kit around.

Anyone who pricks their finger will find that they are forced to follow the next person they see around everywhere. They'll follow them to work, to school, to the bathroom, to the kitchen, even to bed. It doesn't matter if it's someone you've never spoken to in your life, you will follow them like a lost duckling every hour of every day. It's enough to drive anyone bonkers.

Mirrors will also suddenly be being displayed in every home and every shop, even if you never had them before. It doesn't matter whether or not you have a reflection, any person who looks into the mirror will find that they are forced to imitate the next person they make eye contact with. This can be their personality, their posture, the way they speak, their basic movements— you'll start to become a total mirror image. If it goes on too long, you might even start to find the two of you start to look more and more alike...

Apples start to pop up in all the stores as well as in your fridges. They're bright red and look so delicious, you can't resist taking a bite. Even if you don't like apples or are normally allergic to them, you'll want to eat these, and you'll find they taste delicious and don't bring harm to anyone. At least... not at first.

A few hours after eating the apple, you'll start to notice differences in your appearance. Your hair has start to thin and become gray and limp, your skin is wrinkled and covered in spots, your hands become frail and shaky. You're aging, and rapidly at that. Before you know it, you've turned into a hideous hag, one that would frighten children in any fairy tale book. But how do you reverse it?

The cure for all three enchantments is to tell three facts about yourself. Even just introducing yourself will show improvement if it's to someone who never knew your name before. Those who ate the apples will have to seek someone out, but anyone who pricked their finger or looked in a mirror will specifically have to confess these three facts to the person they're enchanted to follow/imitate. Once three facts have been shared, you'll be able to leave, return to normal, and age back to your regular self.

Character Arrival

You can read how all characters arrive in Deerington here.

There is not a collective "all these characters showed up at the exact same moment" occurrence in Deerington. Since characters fall asleep, die, or pass out at various times throughout all their worlds, it wouldn't make too much sense if they arrived in game all at the exact same time. There should be some discrepancy between character arrival, whether by a couple minutes, hours, or even days up to a week.

The players are entirely in control of how/when they want to play their characters arriving in Deerington. For TDMs, you can play it like your character has just arrived and that can be maintained as your game canon, or you can wait until game events for that moment. Or you don't need to acknowledge it at all. The flexibility for character allows a bit more of an organic feel to the character arrival situation, so please play it to whatever feels right for you.

If you are interested in having an "arrival" introduction for one of your TDM prompts, you are more than welcome to explore that option.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ all it took was one free breakfast for robin to go full porker, with the little tail and everything. robin, to her credit, is a pretty good-natured pig. after all, this is just part of the russian-induced hallucination, right? it's not real.

plus, wow, doesn't this girl seem nice and friendly! pig-robin moves closer to her and gives a content oink. ]

[Oh no, cute. It's like a...less fuzzy dog? Bella likes dogs. She likes animals in general. She'll crouch on her heels for a moment before her natural lack of balance has her wobbling forward onto her knees and well, RIP the knees of her jeans, apparently.

Still, she holds out a hand, beckoning the pig closer.] Hey. C'mere. Can I -- pet you? Are you supposed to pet pigs?

[ piglet robin only half-understands bella's human words, but she does understand the gesture. she's very responsive, and practically walks right into bella's hand, oinking happily. yes, please pet her!!!! ]

[Awwww, small and cute! Bella happily strokes the (oddly fuzzy???) back of the friendly pig, reaching out with her other hand to scritch behind the floppy ears.]

You're making me really regret every BLT I've ever had...

[ yes, excellent, this is everything piglet-robin has ever wanted and more! she flops down on her belly and rolls around a bit, leaning into the pet.

once she's had enough of that, though, piglet robin perks up and starts nudging bella's shoe with her snout. c'mon, nice human friend! let's go on an adventure! ]

[Bella is already idly wondering how she can convince her dad to let her have like, just one pet pig. Sleep at the end of her bed, have death-defying vampire adventures with her, the whole shebang.

But then her new bestie is up and nosing at her shoe, clearly wanting to go somewhere.] Oh, okay, we're going. [A little wobbly, she gets to her feet, brushing mud off her pants.] Lead on, I guess?

[ and with that, they're off! robin-the-piglet starts toddling off in what is more or less the direction of the mountain. she's heard a couple townspeople mention it whenever she's around. robin has a harder time understanding human speech now, but she has been able to gather that the pigs should go to the mountain! robin points her snout in that direction and oinks, trying to indicate to bella that that's where they're going. ]

[And off they go! Bella follows along for a moment, just bemused to be part of this...piglet adventure. However, she's a good listener, and after a moment she catches a couple threads of conversation as they pass -- ...break the curse by carrying the pig up the mountain and singing...

Which is very convenient, but also. What. What.

Bella stops dead. She clears her throat, looking down at the pig and trying to figure out how to ask this without...sounding like an idiot. And then she resigns herself to there being no way, so:]

Uh. Are you...not really a pig?

[ at bella's question, robin nods her little piggy head and oinks excitedly. she's not a pig at all! she's robin! and even though being robin can be really hard and lonely sometimes, it's better than being a pig. she continues to trot towards the mountain -- she's gotta get there, stat. ]

[Oh. Well, okay then. Bella scurries to catch up, following in the pig's footsteps. She's all but gotten her brain wrapped around the idea of pig-transformation by the time they get to the base of the mountain, and she stoops down, then.]

Uhhhh, I think I'm...supposed to carry you. Is that...okay with you?

[ robin oinks enthusiastically and wiggles her little pig butt up and down a little. yes, carrying is perfect! that's very good! the best idea anyone has ever had, probably! ]