texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[howlett]

i better get more than a tit for that...

Jack Harkness / Doctor Who / OTA

[51stcenturyjack]

1. Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.

2. I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.

3. he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.

4. [TEST HIM! Misfires welcome.

[oversight]

Clever. Gimme your best shot and I'll give you mine.

[howlett]

i'm clever apparently

[shiro2hero]

Thank goodness for small favors, huh?

[oversight]

Damn. I can't even argue with that.

[ But okay, Blake's nothing if not a man of his word. He goes through his camera roll and finds something a little more appropriate. This time it's full color, obviously shot in a mirror, chest and abs and hips — not without cumulative scars, but definitely hairless and toned enough...

...but censored with a little chicken emoji where one might expect it to be. ]

But I can do better if you can, champ. 😛

[howlett]

[He actually expecting that one to go over so well. He's starting to suspect either Blake doesn't care or he's privately enjoying some kind of digital exhibitionism.]

censored??
tease.

what the hell do you get out of listening to a guy compliment himself. that's weird even for a fetish, bub.

[oversight]

You doth protest too much, I think. What's so wrong with a little positivity?

[howlett]

when you say you were a cop, do you really mean department shrink?

that shit makes a person sound like the leader of a self-help cult.

[oversight]

Not even close. I'm not a fan of shrinks, personally. But I've had five years of this bullshit and once in a while that puts me in a silver lining mood.

Why are you so reticent?

[micycle]

if it's heavy enough it doesn't bounce and you don't look as stupid

[falsify]

I'm going to need to know which side of the sentence that "fucking" is attached to so I can figure out how to reply.

Eames || Inception (AU)

[falsify]

1; If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice

2; I didn't realise we were having a competition in poor decision making skills

3; I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.

4; If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.

[howlett]

why are you so convinced there's any more to me than whatchu get?

besides that was pretty forth coming? now you know my feelings about self-help cults.

[unvirgin]

If you say so.

Wait, really?

I've been trying not to crawl out of my skin over here. If there's any downside to living in an old Victorian it's that the air conditioning is temperamental at best.

[unvirgin]

More like a little gross. What if I'm aiming for "it's not me, it's you"?

[howlett]

Scouts honour.

Well. You know. As much as anyone ever seems to around here. Nothing to worry about.

I got a 75 Chevy full of spare HVAC parts, darlin'. If that thing ain't holdin up for you, you lemme know.

[goldtoxicity]

like no i mean
is it BETTER here because you could just go ham in the real world
something something souls mingling blah blah blah dream magic

[ like is that the counterpoint to all the awful??? because actually that sounds possible ]

actually wait
no
changed my mind
dont answer that

[pidgeypidge]

Too late.

[pidgeypidge]

No worries. And of course! That's not really my story to tell.

[pidgeypidge]

Everyone usually just calls me Pidge.

[Or Number Five, but Coran's little nickname probably doesn't count for much anymore.]

I might just hold you to that.

[ruined]

[ Stubborn forever. So stubborn that there's no message back. He doesn't want to see this and he's refusing to believe it. ]

[ruined]

b&b's? that stand for something?

[oversight]

Banner & Blake's, yeah. Super creative and catchy, right?

cw: sexual content

[oversight]

You're maddening. I guess we're not all that different, you and me.

[ But okay, fine, have the full Monty, Logan. It's Blake in all his glory, fully erect (and circumcised, just as Jean-Paul predicted). If this picture finds its way around, Blake will know who to blame. ]

Just remember this mercy the next time I'm feeling like shit, old man.