texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli) | Birds of Prey/DCEU | OTA

[crossbow_killer]

1. i knew there was a reason i always hated fucking teddy bears

2. staying with everyone all packed together is kind of like those sleepovers from when i was a kid, but with way more guns

3. can we put the BEAR on trial for being a little shit, is that an actual option?

[falsify]

I'm going to need to know which side of the sentence that "fucking" is attached to so I can figure out how to reply.

[crossbow_killer]

mean, I definitely meant I just hate teddy bears

would probably hate fucking them too

3

[soundsmith]

It better be. I'm charging him with showing fake fucking evidence when he knew it was fake. And also being a murderous asshole.

[crossbow_killer]

would LOVE if we can do that

i bet the town'll thwart it but it would feel SO GOOD

[soundsmith]

Oh yeah. They're huge fans of his, aren't they? I don't get why, his robot bears are just as happy killing them as us.

[crossbow_killer]

the town's just fucked up man

like all they want is chaos, they'll go along with any wild shit that makes us suffer

[soundsmith]

I understand why they might not like us, but at the point where they're happy to be disemboweled by a robot bear just to see us suffer, that's just...