texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Huntress (Helena Bertinelli) | Birds of Prey/DCEU | OTA

[crossbow_killer]

1. i knew there was a reason i always hated fucking teddy bears

2. staying with everyone all packed together is kind of like those sleepovers from when i was a kid, but with way more guns

3. can we put the BEAR on trial for being a little shit, is that an actual option?

Albus Dumbledore | Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts | OTA

[chambermusicandtenpins]

1. I don't think I've ever dealt with heat like this before, and I have conjured actual firestorms before.

2. This is going to result in more dead people than when we all fell off the side of the Titanic, isn't it?

3. I suppose it's nice that everyone is too concerned with their own rumors to particularly worry about anyone else's. Neat little way to backfire, really.

Dr. Jezebel Disraeli | Godchild/The Cain Saga | OTA

[delilahs_death]

1. I really am so very glad I have never pretended to be a good person in this place. Makes it much easier now that everyone's dirty laundry is on display.

2. Did you know poisonous skin can wear through the inside lining of leather gloves? I didn't until now!

3. Now that we're all literally being punished for our sins, I wonder if people will be more open to my 'this place is secretly hell' theory?

josh foley | marvel 616 | ota

[goldtoxicity]

1. ok no offense but how is anyone even REMOTELY chill here is the sex just that good

2. this went bad. everyone is crying, i dont know why and i am really uncomfortable.

3. the security code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card its the one good thing ive got going for me

4. i'm like one bad day away from mcfreaking losing it man i'm talking the full magneto minus the dorky helmet

its too hot for helmets

5. im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming surgery on myself.

6. might've committed murder? i can't remember the details between bouts of puking and pepto bismol blood i honestly dont know where one ends and the other begins

Xue Yang | The Untamed | OTA

[cultivatingsin]

1. I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.

2. Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg

3. I want to own their dicks and all the attachments

4. We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.

Kurt Wagner | Marvel 616

[suchmiracles]

1. I just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

2. last night I found myself searching "Maine public nudity laws" so that's pretty much how things are going for me right now

3. I have a voicemail on my phone from you that's just you singing In The Air Tonight and "doing a wicked drum solo". did you have fun last night?

4. [ Just a selfie of his butt. It's a pretty good selfie, the tail makes getting a decent angle a lot easier. ]

5. I can explain everything except the sword and the cock ring. no wait I just remembered I can explain the sword.

6. Wildcard - text him!

Gellert Grindelwald | Fantastic Beasts/Harry Potter | OTA

[followorperish]

1. Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept

2. I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.

3. Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.

4. somebody snuck up and got me drunk

3

[followorperish]

I don't need some anyone to tell me about you.

(syfy's) wynonna earp | ota

[earps]

1. I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard

2. me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.

3. I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.

4. text her!

dana polk | the cabin in the woods | ota

[unvirgin]

1. should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?

2. well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.

3. We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than having sleepovers with your roommate.

4. text her!

bo peep | toy story | ota

[shepherdesses]

1. just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can roar at my neighbors

2. He just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didn't lose his cowboy hat. winner.

3. Totally just locked myself outside of the house. Not my week.

4. text her!

2

[chambermusicandtenpins]

I hope you're talking about me in third person, Gellert.

2

[mrsnesbitt]

Again?

[chambermusicandtenpins]

You already know my worst secrets. And yet you still seem to like me regardless. How lucky I am.

[followorperish]

It would be strange if I was talking about you in first person.

[followorperish]

Your secrets can't come close to outranking mine! Still I get a kiss every morning and every night.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Well, I would just hope you haven't been off enjoying other men's genitals, truthfully.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Oh, I think most days you get more than just one single kiss.

[followorperish]

I'm a lucky man! I'm definitely not sex-deprived.

[followorperish]

That would be disgusting, Albus Dumbledore. I like keeping myself clean for you and only you.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

I'd certainly hope you weren't. Especially with how enthusiastic you are.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Ah, now that is good to hear. I appreciate your cleanliness.

[followorperish]

I blame you for that enthusiasm.

I also thank you for it!

[followorperish]

I don't want anyone diluting your scent. Remember when we were like wolves?

Dean Winchester (AU) | Supernatural

[ruined]

01. if you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position licking frozen bacon... don't ask
02. then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said "you are sooo drunk". how's that hangover treating you this morning?
03. I blame everything on you. my broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
04. talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night
05. [ text him! ]