texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

jeff | oc

[bardish]

1: I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

2: I keep walking around town wondering if anyone is as high as I am

3: I'd suck a dick for hot wings right now. A metaphorical dick that is

4: What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...

5: My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life

wildcard: text him!

[waitatick]

I confess to being uncertain of their planet of origin and was not willing to look closely enough to study them extensively.

[Basically, he woke up, saw mice fornicating and freaked out, sorry]

[heraldingangel]

[ Why must you speak in riddles!!! ]

I don't know what that means.

[oversight]

Do toast points and orange juice count? If not, then you're getting ham.

[waitatick]

You do. She could not ask for a better friend or protector.

[ruined]

all these things are mutually exclusive? come on, man. we're just a couple of hash browns short of a full breakfast

[oversight]

You're telling me you could pack away eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, hash browns, toast, coffee AND orange juice? I'm honestly a little appalled at this point that you haven't mentioned waffles and/or pancakes.

[suchmiracles]

wait, what did you try to sing?

[ruined]

which part do I have to say slower?

4

[aeva]

What happened?

[ruined]

that's the side

seriously man I'm gonna have to hunt you down if you don't deliver at this point

1.

[howlett]

got it in one.

[sidecars]

The Dipsy Doodle!
Then I tried Battle of Jericho.
I figured EVERYONE knew that one!

4. (1/2)

[howlett]

😀

Re: 4. (2/2)

[howlett]

does this mean you're not still mad at me
or are you just trying to tease me.

[heraldingangel]

I'm an angel. I don't own a spa.

3.

[howlett]

Officially what?

[unvirgin]

[ oh. whoops? did she mean to send this to him? ]

Officially... a couple?

Wait, I don't know why I wrote it like that. It's not like Sam and I are a question or anything.

[oversight]

As it happens, I am a pretty decent cook with my own little food place in town. But I don't do well with people crying in the fetal position....

[princessences]

How many children do you have now?

[suchmiracles]

I can guarantee nobody will know either of those songs
besides maybe Logan

what's the Dipsy Doodle?

[ Americans are so weird. ]

[ruined]

for the record? I haven't missed this

point is I'm good without your healing. survived just fine without it for long enough

[suchmiracles]

maybe a little of column a and a little of column b

Logan | Marvel 616

[howlett]

1. yer always welcome to drop by but i won't promise to have pants on.

2. some of us are living proof that a man can live to a hundred and not have learned a damn thing.

3. anger. apathy. nihilism. it's all the same after the liquors gone.

4. didn't you hear? i'm sick. send nudes.

5. text him

[princessences]

I only hit the acceleration in excitement. I'm glad that your injuries aren't too severe.

[ That's not suspect at all. ]

Admittedly I probably should refrain from taking my car "out for a spin" when I'm not in full control of my...faculties.