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texts from last night (in deerington)

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

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You're telling me you could pack away eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, hash browns, toast, coffee AND orange juice? I'm honestly a little appalled at this point that you haven't mentioned waffles and/or pancakes.

that's the side

seriously man I'm gonna have to hunt you down if you don't deliver at this point

As it happens, I am a pretty decent cook with my own little food place in town. But I don't do well with people crying in the fetal position....

bathrooms only. scouts honor

Ah, but what level of scout were you?

whatever the most badass one is. that would be yours truly

I think they call that "Bullshitter Scout," but I appreciate the effort.

you can put your bullshitometer away now

what's your place called? so I know where to show up for my breakfast

It's called B&B's. Small, homey, been open over a year now. Lisa and Main. We're closed on Wednesdays and Sunday afternoons.

b&b's? that stand for something?

Banner & Blake's, yeah. Super creative and catchy, right?

haven't seen a diner in a while so you can call it we serve bad food and I'd still eat

I'm not in the habit of lying like that. We make good food. Definitely stop by when you get a chance. And if you visit the other diner (no shade intended) avoid everything but breakfast.

I think it's called marketing. lying about how good things are

what's wrong with their other food?

It's magically bad. I worked there waiting tables and doing some short order stuff and no matter how hard I tried, nothing turned out edible but breakfast.

and now you got your own place? how long you been here?

Two wonderful, fun-filled years.

seems like a party town

I hope you know I was being facetious, haha. It's pretty awful, but people make do.

Edited (spelling) 2020-07-17 19:22 (UTC)

I noticed. sarcasm doesn't exactly translate over text

so it's always like this?

We get a reprieve once in a while, but for the most part, yes. Sometimes even worse. Maybe most times, if I'm being less than optimistic.

I don't like boring anyway

what's the worst?

Gosh, I'm not sure how to choose. The time Xenomorphs were roaming around was pretty gnarly. Every situation where past memories are used against us makes me want to cringe. The time the streets were literally running with rivers of blood was gross and awful. And any time this place alters us and turns us into something we're not, I get a dozen more emotional complexes out of it.

like I said... sounds like a party town

Sure, sure, if you're a bit of a masochist.

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