texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[howlett]

come home.

i'll let you beat me up.

[howlett]

[Even if it feels like a misfire, consider him far too nosy not to ask.]

Who's Sam?

[suchmiracles]

tempting, but that's not how I solve my problems

[goldtoxicity]

that whole scruffy brutal broody guy act really works for you huh

[ruined]

bathrooms only. scouts honor

2

[ninetieskid]

I'm not sure I even wanna know, Kurt. But for posterity, tell me why.

1

[ninetieskid]

You better. Pants are not optional with you, old man.

[princessences]

Well, you have to check again!

[ Yes, she is demanding this. ]

5 - 1/2

[princessences]

Yes, everyone has responded.

[princessences]

KEITH

[oversight]

If you need more experience, I'm always glad to receive the benefits of your practice.

[heraldingangel]

Long enough for what?

[oversight]

Ah, but what level of scout were you?

[bardish]

my phone! It keeps saying humen is wrong but won't tell me the right word!

It just keeps trying to autocorrect to hummus......

[suchmiracles]

heatwave and fur, Jubilation

desperate times call for desperate measures

[suchmiracles]

something tells me this is an entirely self-serving offer

[ninetieskid]

Have you considered using that tail for a fan.

And maybe some booty shorts?

[oversight]

You're not wrong. I could give critique if you're looking to get something out of it.

[howlett]

my house my rules.

you got a problem with that, i've got a paper bag with your name on it.

[ruined]

to kill lucifer

[suchmiracles]

I'm not sure I could take too harsh a critique of such a sensitive area

[ninetieskid]

Woof.
I see you're as charming as always.

Related question, have you discovered manscaping yet?

[oversight]

Bold if you to assume it would be criticism. At this point I've got nothing but positive notes. ;)

[howlett]

like flies to honey.

[ruined]

whatever the most badass one is. that would be yours truly