texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[howlett]

like flies to honey.

[goldtoxicity]

but, counterpoint
arent you also like rolling in it back home too
like
domino
and then like the uhhh
the rock girl who was hanging out with meltdown
i dont remember her name but i made her cry

[howlett]

yer point?

yer sorta... makin yer own case for me here, bub.

[goldtoxicity]

like no i mean
is it BETTER here because you could just go ham in the real world
something something souls mingling blah blah blah dream magic

[ like is that the counterpoint to all the awful??? because actually that sounds possible ]

actually wait
no
changed my mind
dont answer that

[howlett]

souls mingling? [Just saying that makes him cringe.]
you need sex Ed. talk to Jean-Paul.


more importantly, why the hell do you know so much about my sex life?

[goldtoxicity]

thanks im good

and two
1. you ditched me in a bar to go sleep with someone who then almost got you killed
2. your weird bloody threatening flirting with domino is something im going to need therapy for FOR YEARS
3. when the school wasnt exploding we talked about the weird ust all of you teachers had constantly bc it was so uncomfortable to watch

its not like you guys were great at not constantly having weird relationship blowups in our faces

[howlett]

1. who invited you in the first place?
2 & 3 be less fuckin' nosy.

cw cancer

[goldtoxicity]

1. me and you know what consider it payback for all the voluntelling you were doing
1.5 and you wouldve totally died if i hadnt been there
2. do you know how much you and cyclops' relationship drama like bleeds into every part of being a mutant
we need to keep track of this stuff

[ lets just skim over the fact that he also almost killed you but you know FACTS WHO NEEDS THEM ]