texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[bardish]

unless I'm a very advanced AI!

or more likely only a moderately advanced AI considering I still get my grammar and spelling rules all mixed up...

[aeva]

I was going to say a very wonderful human. Much more impressive.

1 because you know i thrive on awkward shit

[not_so_hollow]

...are you talking about Zangetsu????

[oversight]

You've got the ass of an athlete.

Darth Maul | Star Wars | OTA

[survivalthroughhate]

1. I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hot tub with a dead man. Yet.

2. The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller. It's like she knows me.

3. Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.

4.Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...

5. Text him!

4.

[oversight]

Something tells me this wasn't meant for me... But I did hear that, yeah.

[howlett]

oop.

ah well i ain't picky, batfan.
you feel like cheerin up a sick old man?

[oversight]

That depends on whether or not I'm going to get some blowback for it.

[howlett]

depends what you mean by blowback i guess.

[oversight]

Not in the fun way. What other meaning would there be? Obviously I don't want to piss anyone off.

[howlett]

i dunno but it sounds like it could be dirty.

what like your big green boy friend? well ask him if he'd be hurt to know you're volunteering to cheer up the sick and elderly.

[oversight]

I'm more worried about your little green boyfriends.

[lastcomfort]

Like carbohydrates? I do really like donuts...

[lastcomfort]

Nothing got caught on fire this time!

WELP

[lastcomfort]

Huh? Why w

[ OH OOPS. WATCH WHERE YOU HIT SEND, ORIHIME. ]

Oh! Look!

I made a mustache man!

ԅ(◉෴◉ԅ)

[howlett]

He's blue.
And he's a bigger flirt than you are.

I dunno what's less likely.
that you think JPs gonna be mad you're sharing pin-ups or that you think i ain't gonna show him.

[not_so_hollow]

your deflection game needs some work

[oversight]

Who says I'm a flirt, huh? You may need some new intel. ;) And anyway, I've shared much, much worse than pinups with JP.

[lastcomfort]

But his mustache is PERFECT ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

[howlett]

you can't text winks and ask that at the same time, bub. yer answerin your own question

so it sounds like... i'm the one who should be mad here? where's my centerfold you fuckin' tease.

[not_so_hollow]

sure it's just fine

did nothing for making me forget what I just read though

[oversight]

So demanding! You really do like it rough, I guess. Tell me first: exactly how much will a picture make you feel better?

1/??

[lastcomfort]

[ There is no way to salvage this, is there? Mustache Man is top tier... ]

Oh of course.... ( ˇ෴ˇ )

[lastcomfort]

Well...I do really like bagels! Especially "Everything" Bagels that come with those extra bits of cheese cooked on them! Adding some honey and cucumber makes a really tasty snack! Or breakfast...a good way to start the day!!

[lastcomfort]

That's why I brought back so many bagels! I got a little excited and made a lot but I'd never actually made bagels before so it was a real big accomplishment and Manager-san is a really great teacher and makes me feel like I can accomplish anything in the kitchen if I put my mind to it and I wanted to share that with you and Zangetsu-san of course!