texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

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Orihime Inoue | Bleach

[lastcomfort]

01 ✽ We're just here in the kitchen and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I don't know which I'm more attracted to.

02 ✽ You tried to put your coat in the microwave...

03 ✽ As I was walking away, he opened the door...I fell down and played dead. Definitively didn't see me. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

04 ✽ I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big.

2

[shiro2hero]

That was the microwave?

[lastcomfort]

Yes. You were very sad when the door didn't close. (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[shiro2hero]

I am...

so sorry.

I didn't break it did I?

[lastcomfort]

No, you didn't! You said you were cold and needed to be hugged by your coat so I put it in the dryer to warm it up for you. But then you fell asleep before it was ready.

[shiro2hero]

Oh

That's a lot better than I thought, actually.

[lastcomfort]

Nothing got caught on fire this time!

[shiro2hero]

Thank goodness for small favors, huh?

4

[waitatick]

Perhaps cereal provides them with necessary nutrients to accelerate growth hormones and their efficiency?

[he doesn't know but he's fascinated and not in a pervy way. also he doesn't know what boobs even are so]

[lastcomfort]

Hmm...that could be true! Though I didn't grow up eating much cereal.

[waitatick]

Ah. Then perhaps some of the ingredients in cereal were present in things you did eat a great amount of?

[lastcomfort]

Like carbohydrates? I do really like donuts...

[waitatick]

They do help to increase mass, in most species.

Though...might I ask what 'boobs' are? I have no heard that term as yet...

[lastcomfort]

Oh, I'm sorry! They're kind of a slang for the, uh






For the breasts?

1 because you know i thrive on awkward shit

[not_so_hollow]

...are you talking about Zangetsu????

WELP

[lastcomfort]

Huh? Why w

[ OH OOPS. WATCH WHERE YOU HIT SEND, ORIHIME. ]

Oh! Look!

I made a mustache man!

ԅ(◉෴◉ԅ)

[not_so_hollow]

your deflection game needs some work

[lastcomfort]

But his mustache is PERFECT ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

[not_so_hollow]

sure it's just fine

did nothing for making me forget what I just read though

1/??

[lastcomfort]

[ There is no way to salvage this, is there? Mustache Man is top tier... ]

Oh of course.... ( ˇ෴ˇ )

[lastcomfort]

Well...I do really like bagels! Especially "Everything" Bagels that come with those extra bits of cheese cooked on them! Adding some honey and cucumber makes a really tasty snack! Or breakfast...a good way to start the day!!

[lastcomfort]

That's why I brought back so many bagels! I got a little excited and made a lot but I'd never actually made bagels before so it was a real big accomplishment and Manager-san is a really great teacher and makes me feel like I can accomplish anything in the kitchen if I put my mind to it and I wanted to share that with you and Zangetsu-san of course!

[lastcomfort]

| ・ ෴ ・ |

[lastcomfort]

butitsnotzangetsusandontworry

DONE IG

[lastcomfort]

Oh look!!

˛˛ꉂ ◞•̀︷•́)੭̸

It's a pirate!! Arrrr!