texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

DONE

[lastcomfort]

I'MSOSRRY I didn't mean to make it weird i promise I won't ever say that again and it was reallyjust itwasa a really good sandwich andyou wereeating it so well you should be a bagelsandwichspokespersonmodel

1/?? alll aboooooooard

[not_so_hollow]

[Bagels are going to have to wait, cause this dude is low key freaking out in his room right now

The text that just says 'well...' is enough to send Ichigo into pacing his room like a mad man. Well?! Well what???????? this is a strong sense of deja vu right now, like... this has... been... written... before....]

[not_so_hollow]

[The next one is just even WORSE!!!

M
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B
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Inoue, are you trying to freaking kill him right now? Because it sure fuckin' feels like it!]

What does that even MEAN? Maybe?!

[not_so_hollow]

[Oh, there's another message, whoops, jumped the gun with the last one...

And now he feels guilty, that she feels bad, because he's prying and asking things he should be and jfc

also

what did he just read?

how does damage control go in a situation like this?! what is he supposed to do? Ichigo doesn't know, he doesn't DO this sort of thing!!]

[not_so_hollow]

[Shit, he's gotta say something, so as not to make her feel even WORSE!

First things first:]

No it's not weird


well it IS but not


like a bad weird I just don't

i'm really surprised right now

and i've never had someone say that about me that i can remember

DONE.

[not_so_hollow]

[rereading that and it sounds dumb, so clarification]

i mean in general but

i've also DEFINITELY never had someone tell me i should be a bagel spokesperson model so i guess that's true too

i... also didn't know one could eat a bagel well... is that... a sport or something?

[... is he trying to lighten the tension a little? yeah. is it working? not for him it isn't, but hopefully it does something for Inoue....]