texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[ruined]

gonna be honest with you... I wouldn't hate that

it's been a while since I ate anything that didn't come out of a can. so bacon egg and sausage from the floor? absolutely yes and sign me the hell up

[oversight]

You can have a plate, even! No floor crud needed. I'll put it on wheels for you. Hell, maybe even a thermos of coffee and a donut for dessert could be a thing. Just don't bite the hand that feeds you.

[ruined]

oh keep talking dirty to me

you got a starter for me there too? make it a 3 course meal

[oversight]

Do toast points and orange juice count? If not, then you're getting ham.

[ruined]

all these things are mutually exclusive? come on, man. we're just a couple of hash browns short of a full breakfast

[oversight]

You're telling me you could pack away eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, hash browns, toast, coffee AND orange juice? I'm honestly a little appalled at this point that you haven't mentioned waffles and/or pancakes.

[ruined]

that's the side

seriously man I'm gonna have to hunt you down if you don't deliver at this point

[oversight]

As it happens, I am a pretty decent cook with my own little food place in town. But I don't do well with people crying in the fetal position....

[ruined]

bathrooms only. scouts honor

[oversight]

Ah, but what level of scout were you?

[ruined]

whatever the most badass one is. that would be yours truly

[oversight]

I think they call that "Bullshitter Scout," but I appreciate the effort.

[ruined]

you can put your bullshitometer away now

what's your place called? so I know where to show up for my breakfast

[oversight]

It's called B&B's. Small, homey, been open over a year now. Lisa and Main. We're closed on Wednesdays and Sunday afternoons.

[ruined]

b&b's? that stand for something?

[oversight]

Banner & Blake's, yeah. Super creative and catchy, right?

[ruined]

haven't seen a diner in a while so you can call it we serve bad food and I'd still eat

[oversight]

I'm not in the habit of lying like that. We make good food. Definitely stop by when you get a chance. And if you visit the other diner (no shade intended) avoid everything but breakfast.

[ruined]

I think it's called marketing. lying about how good things are

what's wrong with their other food?

[oversight]

It's magically bad. I worked there waiting tables and doing some short order stuff and no matter how hard I tried, nothing turned out edible but breakfast.

[ruined]

and now you got your own place? how long you been here?

[oversight]

Two wonderful, fun-filled years.

[ruined]

seems like a party town

[oversight]

I hope you know I was being facetious, haha. It's pretty awful, but people make do.

[ruined]

I noticed. sarcasm doesn't exactly translate over text

so it's always like this?