texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

jeff | oc

[bardish]

1: I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

2: I keep walking around town wondering if anyone is as high as I am

3: I'd suck a dick for hot wings right now. A metaphorical dick that is

4: What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...

5: My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life

wildcard: text him!

4

[aeva]

What happened?

[bardish]

my phone! It keeps saying humen is wrong but won't tell me the right word!

It just keeps trying to autocorrect to hummus......

[aeva]

Multiple human beings are just that -- human beings or humans.

[bardish]

ohhhhhhhh yeah
I was totally blanking!

[aeva]

Aren't you the human?

( she teases )

[bardish]

which makes me extra fallible and forgetful ;)

[aeva]

You haven't been so bad.

[bardish]

I'm a fraud, it's 90% predictive text and autocorrect

[aeva]

Not in person it isn't.

[bardish]

unless I'm a very advanced AI!

or more likely only a moderately advanced AI considering I still get my grammar and spelling rules all mixed up...

[aeva]

I was going to say a very wonderful human. Much more impressive.