texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[lastcomfort]

Hmm...that could be true! Though I didn't grow up eating much cereal.

[waitatick]

Ah. Then perhaps some of the ingredients in cereal were present in things you did eat a great amount of?

[lastcomfort]

Like carbohydrates? I do really like donuts...

[waitatick]

They do help to increase mass, in most species.

Though...might I ask what 'boobs' are? I have no heard that term as yet...

[lastcomfort]

Oh, I'm sorry! They're kind of a slang for the, uh






For the breasts?

Sorry, can't html on mobile, pretend it's courier?

[waitatick]

Oh...oh dear. Please, do forgive my indecency, I had no idea but should have been more respectful from the outset. I apologize.

absolutely!

[lastcomfort]

No, no, you're fine! I was the one who brought it up in the first place. I've always known they were bigger than average but I never really questioned why, you know?

[waitatick]

Unfortunately I must admit that I do not know, as I lack the parts for such knowledge. My, eh, suggestions should not be taken seriously, and I would imagine that it is down to simple genetic expression.

Please, forgive my impropriety; it is far too familiar a topic for someone I do not know well. And even then I should not have presumed to comment.