texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[oversight]

No worse than I've got it for Bruce. 😉 If you mean do I love him, of course I do. Who wouldn't? Besides, you know I'm not wrong about him.

[howlett]

sure

but there's the kind of love that's good for you and the kind of love that kills you slowly, ya know?.

[oversight]

I'm familiar with that, yeah. He's the former. Bruce, too. The latter's long gone. And if you tell anyone I said so, you'll never see an artful ass shot ever again, got it?

[howlett]

that's... maybe the cutest shit i've ever been threatened with.

but i'm glad. i ain't interested in watchin you hurt over anybody.

my lips are sealed, bub.

[oversight]

Ah, another soft heart, hard shell culprit, I see. Cute.

So, was the pic a cure-all, or just a bandage?

[howlett]

who? me?
nah. it's adamantium all the way through.

hmm too soon to say. further testing needed.
for science.

[oversight]

Tit for tat? Say something nice about yourself and I'll bring the science.

[howlett]

i better get more than a tit for that...

[oversight]

Clever. Gimme your best shot and I'll give you mine.

[howlett]

i'm clever apparently

[oversight]

Damn. I can't even argue with that.

[ But okay, Blake's nothing if not a man of his word. He goes through his camera roll and finds something a little more appropriate. This time it's full color, obviously shot in a mirror, chest and abs and hips — not without cumulative scars, but definitely hairless and toned enough...

...but censored with a little chicken emoji where one might expect it to be. ]

But I can do better if you can, champ. 😛

[howlett]

[He actually expecting that one to go over so well. He's starting to suspect either Blake doesn't care or he's privately enjoying some kind of digital exhibitionism.]

censored??
tease.

what the hell do you get out of listening to a guy compliment himself. that's weird even for a fetish, bub.

[oversight]

You doth protest too much, I think. What's so wrong with a little positivity?

[howlett]

when you say you were a cop, do you really mean department shrink?

that shit makes a person sound like the leader of a self-help cult.

[oversight]

Not even close. I'm not a fan of shrinks, personally. But I've had five years of this bullshit and once in a while that puts me in a silver lining mood.

Why are you so reticent?

[howlett]

why are you so convinced there's any more to me than whatchu get?

besides that was pretty forth coming? now you know my feelings about self-help cults.

cw: sexual content

[oversight]

You're maddening. I guess we're not all that different, you and me.

[ But okay, fine, have the full Monty, Logan. It's Blake in all his glory, fully erect (and circumcised, just as Jean-Paul predicted). If this picture finds its way around, Blake will know who to blame. ]

Just remember this mercy the next time I'm feeling like shit, old man.

cw: sexual content

[howlett]

because we're both maddening? or because we're both about as deep as a shot glass?

[when almost everyone you live with won't let you out of bed for more than a few minutes at a time, one has to find their victories in strange places.]

now that's a glamour shot, bub.
you just layin' around like this now or you have this one on file too? help me picture the moment here.

i'll be sure to bring you soup, toots.

cw: sexual content

[oversight]

If I help you "picture the moment" I'm going to start thinking this is more than just a courtesy call... Are you TRYING to sext with me?

cw: sexual content

[howlett]

just havin' some fun, bub

you're a writer, aint you? let me enjoy this masterpiece you've sent me.
dazzle me, Dickens. ;)

cw: sexual content

[oversight]

A person can get into more and more trouble that way, you realize. But if you're really convincing, maybe JP will share what he has.

[howlett]

You're almost as big a stick in the mud as these pushy nursemaids.

almost.

[oversight]

Ouch. Fickle considering you just got what you wanted a few minutes ago. You know it's not just like breathing for me, right? I need to be properly ~inspired~ to create. Like any artist. Hint hint.

[howlett]

i said almost.

i don't have any blake. lemme see if kurt or johnnie have something...
i'm not the photog around here.

[oversight]

Why don't you all take a group pic instead? ;)