texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[bright_moon]

[ Xingchen is always gentle!

Just occasionally stupid and oblivious. ]

I'm... sorry. I had not realized... you felt that way. About me. But why ask over text? Face to face is much better.

[oversight]

I think that was the implication more or less.

[speed_of_snark]

You're right. As usual.

All I wanted to say is that I've learned that when you're comfortable with a person, you honestly don't expect sex to be perfect 100% of the time.

And I've done just as bad, if not worse.

[oversight]

I am a little afraid of him now, yeah. It's a fairly new feeling but he sees, hears, and smells all, so.

[speed_of_snark]

I like to be sure. Have a clear mental picture.

[the_scientist]

way more effective than I was anticipating

I keep thinking there has to have been some unfortunate Pavlovian responses though.

[alongkayakingtrip]

1. If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.

2. I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store

3. She shouldn't drink

4. Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice

5. You always bother me but go on.

6. [wildcard - text him and get a TFLN response]

[wwrench]

You know I'm not trying to argue you, right? I know you're trying to think of me. I want you to know you're allowed to think of yourself.

What kind of worse? Not with me.

[shiro2hero]

I am genuinely trying not to think about that very hard

[wwrench]

Someone in the cabin's got to. 😜

You ignored my question. Bet you were thinking I could take a hint, but you're wrong.

[subject_013]

It wouldn't shock me if they dug deeper for anything shiny they could get their little paw-hands onto. Your image might be a prediction.

[cultivatingsin]

[A gentle no is still a no and a no from Xingchen will always hurt.]

If you're going to say no, I'd rather it be through text.

[the_scientist]

probably for the best
I hope you don't develop any unfortunate associations with hobbits

[bright_moon]

I'm not saying no.

[Action]

[cultivatingsin]

[...welp. He finds his courage - his tiny store of it - and seeks out Xingchen, peering at him almost...shyly...as he approaches.]

We don't need bunnies.

[speed_of_snark]

You're so good to me, Wes. Do you believe that I love you?

Oh, so much worse. Too much champagne and bad fish. Just so much puke, Wes.

[oversight]

What you're asking would get BOTH of us in trouble. Doubly so, maybe, if I don't turn you around and send you right back home.

[wwrench]

I know you do. And I love you. You believe that, right?

That's what you get for having expensive taste. I think I remember covering Grady's shoes with PBR when we were kids. I got dizzy staring at him, thinking about how much I wanted to kiss him.

[wwrench]

I don't remember you caring about getting me in trouble before.

Come on. I did too much sleeping when I was dead, and I can't get any rest now anyway.

[oversight]

I'll come to you.

[speed_of_snark]

I do. It keeps me going, some days.

That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever heard.

[oversight]

Are you trying to solicit smut from me?

[wwrench]

I'm nothing if not persuasive.

I'm staying in the upstairs bedroom. Don't sneak, you'll just look guilty.

[oversight]

[ Sure, sure, persuasive. Nothing to do with this being the easier option. ]

I'll look guilty no matter what. See you in a bit.

[wwrench]

Me too. I don't think I could do this without all of you.

I think I thought it would make me brave. Maybe I've always been kind of dumb. It's amazing he let me follow him around like I did.