texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Glitch | Original

[glitchinthesystem]

1. I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.

2. Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.

3. You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.

4. Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"

5. Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.

3.

[cawnfidant]

What do you have against dinosaurs?

Albert Wesker / Resident Evil

[subject_013]

1. Three casualties of October: a modicum of my dignity due to blood drunkenness, a modicum of my sanity due to a horrendous transformation, and my custom-fit glasses due to raccoons.

2. Baffled as to how I'm gonna get all this blood out of my basement.

3. In other news, I saw a pack of zombies walking down Umbrella Road. It's like old home week.

4. Someone just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then roared and gurgled. What kind of November are you having?

5. ((Text him! Misfires welcome.))

3

[abbyroad]

You can always run them over again. Could be fun.

Ben Hanscom | It | OTA

[thenewkidontheblock]

[open to game IC text or not]

1 - dude, my face is all kinds of messed up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...

2 - I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.

3 - You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. It'll look like I have a thumb fetish.

4 - You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions

5 - Wildcard

1

[survivalthroughhate]

Very well, shall I just skip to the part where I ask if the other person looks worse?

Nile Freeman | The Old Guard | ota

[babyimmortal]

[open to game IC text or not]

1 - I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.

2 - I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....

3 - I can't tell if you're drunk right now, or just really happy to talk to me.

4 - He said I had pretty hair and eyes then proceeded to lean over and vomit on my shoes. It was a strange and not a good night.

5 - Wildcard

akechi goro 👑 persona 5 royal

[cawnfidant]

1. I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.

2. All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

3. You almost set me on fire last night.

4. I fully support your bad decisions but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo

5. Also, I may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: I am.

6. text him~

3

[glitchinthesystem]

Almost? Damn I'll need to try harder next time.

Jack Harkness / Torchwood

[51stcenturyjack]

1. Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights.

2. So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.

3. We're gonna have to sell a lot of little battery powered robots this Christmas.

4. Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood om the sidewalk? And am I still invited to the wedding?

5. ((Text him! Misfires welcome.))

Stan Pines | Gravity Falls

[charlastan]

1. Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.

2. I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.

3. At least life still wants to fuck me.

4. I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.

5. Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???

6. (Or text him!)

2

[glitchinthesystem]

You're going up on the down escalator, Stan. That's not how it works.

Clover Ebi | RWBY

[luckthis]

1. What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"

2. Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?

3. the raccoons are back...

1

[glitchinthesystem]

Please don't ask me to pick out your 'get back at my boyfriend' outfit. That's fuckin weird.

I'm basically your son.

Emerald Sustrai | RWBY

[hallucinogem]

1. I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.

2. I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.

3. Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?

4. The pizza man had no reaction when Neo and me opened the door naked. I guess he's used to that stuff.

5. Text her!

1

[clickclickbloom]

I would have went with safe?? Or protected? Or shield?

ronan lynch ( the raven cycle )

[embodier]

1. drunk me ordered sushi at 3 am for sober me's lunch the next day
2. i think you're my feminist conscience sometimes
3. sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself
4. you jumped into so many bushes for no reason

1

[arclightning]

Impressive planning on drunk-you's part, honestly. If the sushi was good. Was it good?

Logan | Marvel 616

[howlett]

1.Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar.

2.Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

3.Suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.

4.I only have 2 emotions. Angry and horny.

4

[wwrench]

Yet you manage to find so many interesting combinations in which to feel them.

josh foley | marvel 616

[goldtoxicity]

i. i was honest when I told you I'm a paramedic. the uniform just makes me look like a stripper
ii. javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
iii. Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
iv. Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
v. you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
vi. well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual

vi

[hollow_man]

wow.

i mean it's true but WOW you just said it. so rude.

Lindsey McDonald | Angel

[lookattheglass]

1. In my legal opinion you can probably get away with punching him if you kill all the witnesses.

2. Banned from Hart Mart

3. Are you in town
Yeah of course where else would I be

4. In my defense, your honor, he stole my nose.

1

[survivalthroughhate]

Good idea. That's the only sensible thing you have EVER said.

Eda | The Owl House

[owllady]

1. I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.

2. yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon

3. All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?

4. sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.

5. text her!

[arclightning]

4. I can assure you she DID NOT WANT IT. Do you know how much whipped cream I have to clean out of our living room now?

Mako | Legend of Korra

[arclightning]

1. You're completely useless in the revolution.

2. Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?

3. I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating your snacks. Take your time.

4. STOP IT RIGHT NOW I'M IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS.

5. Text him!

2

[bend_it_like]

how'd the martini shaker work out for you

Varian | Tangled

[droptheious]

1. Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.

2. I opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pineapple. I don't know what happened to you.

3. I think there's a high possibility I could be flammable.

4. This is really not the time to pretend we have morals

5. (Text him)

3

[arclightning]

Is this because you've already set yourself on fire? Are you still on fire? Where are you?

Ritsuka Aoyagi || Loveless

[in_loveless_memory]

1. Good news is I have discovered a very powerful stain remover for blood! Just don't ask why I need it.

2. I think he was flirting with you, no one says "cute calculator" and means it.

3. So I'm gonna start by saying it could have been way worse.

4. I don't think he might be an idiot. I know he's an idiot. We're well past might.

2

[the_scientist]

I say 'cute calculator' and mean it...

is that not something people say?

Louis | The Walking Dead Game

[teamfun]

1. Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Hartmart on Black Friday.

2. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN

3. Doing tuck and rolls down a staircase was not my brightest idea

4. I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at the diner, everyones staring

5. (Text him)

4.

[possessum]

People are too judgmental
Food was meant to eat

Even if it falls on the floor
that shouldn't change anything

[ Words of Wisdom from Peter Graham. ]

Fern | Adventure Time

[laminae]

1. so you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof

2. the only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course i said yes

3. i mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, i still had a pretty good night

4. wildcard

3

[owllady]

brutal

i knew you had it in you

Shiro Shirogane | Space Lion Misadventures

[shiro2hero]

1) turns out that the cat the ketih was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy

2) If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.

3) when I was too exhausted to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment. Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.

4) These Betties are catcalling at me... PLEASE HURRY

5) we had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.

3

[glitchinthesystem]

Sounds like true love. You should do what the kids say and put a ring on it.

natasha romanoff | mcu

[inaminute]

1. I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
2. I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
3. Which one of you filled my tub with skittles?
4. Doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the guy who fell off the roof.

( misfires or intended, it's all good. )

2

[survivalthroughhate]

This is a good combination. Pants are oppressive!

[............Don't mind him, he probably doesn't have any clothes on right now at all.]

Carlos | Welcome to Night Vale

[the_scientist]

1. my introduction to the new team was them finding me in the lab blasting Adam Lambert

2. I need an aspirin and some dignity.

3. I feel like Khoshekh is judging us for what we did last night.

4. Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.

5. how does that movie end we can't make it that far

3

[survivalthroughhate]

Of course he is. The animals always do. And they're usually right.

Usagi Tsukino || Sailor Moon

[lightthedarkness]

1. You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgment comments to yourself.

2. Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.

3. I just want someone in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?

4. In celebration of finishing my homework, let's drink tea w/ vodka :D!

5. TEXT HER

1

[droptheious]

I'm sorry but five ENTIRE bags of gummy bears is entierly too many gummy bears.

10th Doctor

[borntolove]

1. He kept telling me something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine.

2. That's not how you use the sonic screwdriver...

3. FYI, I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.

4. We also had a full-on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be... can we time travel pass this headache?

Jean-Paul Beaubier | X-Men!616

[speed_of_snark]

1. And he was in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.

2. I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.

3. Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.

4. I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.

5. Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.

3

[wwrench]

Did you just write "bros before hoes" into scripture?