texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Stan Pines | Gravity Falls

[charlastan]

1. Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.

2. I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.

3. At least life still wants to fuck me.

4. I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.

5. Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???

6. (Or text him!)

2

[glitchinthesystem]

You're going up on the down escalator, Stan. That's not how it works.

2

[charlastan]

THEY'RE JUST FANCY ROBOT STAIRS IT SHOULDN'T MATER

[glitchinthesystem]

It matters cause you can't defy the laws of fucking physics.

Also you're old and slow.

[charlastan]

SURE I CAN I DEFY LAWS ALL THE TIME!

BEING OLD'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

[glitchinthesystem]

Okay, true. But the laws of nature? really?

Are you sure? By now you would've reached the top.

[charlastan]

SHHHHHHHHH

HOLD ON JUST

GIMME A SEC I GOT IT

[Then, there is a very loud crack of something metal breaking and gears creaking to a stop.]

[glitchinthesystem]

...What'd you fuckin' do..

[charlastan]

DEFYED THE LAWS OF NATURE AND/OR PHYSICS!!!

[In other words, he jammed a jagged plank of wood in the escalator and now it's not moving anymore.]

[glitchinthesystem]

...you know what.

point to you for being creative.

wanna break more stuff?

1

[owllady]

im in if i get the pillows

4.

[laminae]

what's customs!

5

[droptheious]

Bold of you to assume that at all.

2

[clickclickbloom]

Have you tried turning them off and on again?