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texts from last night (in deerington)

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

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1. I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.

2. Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.

3. You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.

4. Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"

5. Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.

1. Three casualties of October: a modicum of my dignity due to blood drunkenness, a modicum of my sanity due to a horrendous transformation, and my custom-fit glasses due to raccoons.

2. Baffled as to how I'm gonna get all this blood out of my basement.

3. In other news, I saw a pack of zombies walking down Umbrella Road. It's like old home week.

4. Someone just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then roared and gurgled. What kind of November are you having?

5. ((Text him! Misfires welcome.))

Edited 2020-11-07 22:26 (UTC)

[open to game IC text or not]

1 - dude, my face is all kinds of messed up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...

2 - I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.

3 - You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. It'll look like I have a thumb fetish.

4 - You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions

5 - Wildcard

[open to game IC text or not]

1 - I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.

2 - I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....

3 - I can't tell if you're drunk right now, or just really happy to talk to me.

4 - He said I had pretty hair and eyes then proceeded to lean over and vomit on my shoes. It was a strange and not a good night.

5 - Wildcard

1. I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.

2. All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

3. You almost set me on fire last night.

4. I fully support your bad decisions but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo

5. Also, I may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: I am.

6. text him~

1. Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights.

2. So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.

3. We're gonna have to sell a lot of little battery powered robots this Christmas.

4. Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood om the sidewalk? And am I still invited to the wedding?

5. ((Text him! Misfires welcome.))

1. Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.

2. I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.

3. At least life still wants to fuck me.

4. I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.

5. Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???

6. (Or text him!)

What do you have against dinosaurs?

ARE YOUR PARENTS EVEN HERE KID? OR DID YOU HARASS SOME STRANGER ABOUT THEIR BAD PARENTING?

Nothing, when it's not at 3am and being chanted on my front lawn.

Oh. I don'thave parents back home, but I think I've been adopted by like....multiple dads?

So, yeah. I guess you could say I harrassed people.

To be fair I was really zonked out on vodka.