dividingline: (063)
ℕ𝕌𝕄𝔹𝔼ℝ𝕊 ([personal profile] dividingline) wrote in [community profile] soddersays2020-11-07 07:00 pm

texts from last night (in deerington)

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!


subject_013: (Damned paperwork)

Albert Wesker / Resident Evil

[personal profile] subject_013 2020-11-07 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Three casualties of October: a modicum of my dignity due to blood drunkenness, a modicum of my sanity due to a horrendous transformation, and my custom-fit glasses due to raccoons.

2. Baffled as to how I'm gonna get all this blood out of my basement.

3. In other news, I saw a pack of zombies walking down Umbrella Road. It's like old home week.

4. Someone just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then roared and gurgled. What kind of November are you having?

5. ((Text him! Misfires welcome.))
Edited 2020-11-07 22:26 (UTC)
abbyroad: (Neutral - 8|)

3

[personal profile] abbyroad 2020-11-08 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
You can always run them over again. Could be fun.
subject_013: (Trying to look normal)

Re: Carlos | Welcome to Night Vale

[personal profile] subject_013 2020-11-08 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm tempted to have a crash bar installed on the front end of the Lincoln for cases like this.

1

[personal profile] the_scientist 2020-11-08 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
... how did raccoons get them?
subject_013: (Trying to look normal)

1

[personal profile] subject_013 2020-11-08 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
A family of them invited themselves into my house before the madness of October set in. My teaspoons weren't shiny treasure enough for them.

[personal profile] the_scientist 2020-11-08 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
now I'm just picturing half a dozen raccoons rifling through your things to find something valuable.
subject_013: (Damned paperwork)

[personal profile] subject_013 2020-11-08 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't shock me if they dug deeper for anything shiny they could get their little paw-hands onto. Your image might be a prediction.
survivalthroughhate: ([TPM 43] Smirk far)

4

[personal profile] survivalthroughhate 2020-11-08 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
The kind where I found a new sex dungeon in a previously empty room of my house.
subject_013: (Damned paperwork)

Re: 4

[personal profile] subject_013 2020-11-08 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I reading that right?
survivalthroughhate: ([TCW 14] All too easy)

[personal profile] survivalthroughhate 2020-11-08 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You are. It wasn't there in October, but when I came back this month, there it was.
subject_013: (Damned paperwork)

[personal profile] subject_013 2020-11-09 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I shan't pry, but I hope this was something welcomed and not a dark prank at the hands of the powers in this place.

[Translation: I hope I don't find anything that weird in my house when I least expect it.]
survivalthroughhate: ([TCW 18] Confident)

[personal profile] survivalthroughhate 2020-11-11 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
For once, it was welcome. I'm sure there are far worse things our young host could have afflicted me with instead.
subject_013: (Damned paperwork)

[personal profile] subject_013 2020-11-13 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
For once, it would appear, she had someone's pleasure rather than discomfort in mind. Perhaps after all the tricks of October, she's granting folk some treats?
survivalthroughhate: ([Other 36] Deerington - Smile)

[personal profile] survivalthroughhate 2020-11-15 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
That is one way to look at it. After all, there is balance in all things. I was so tormented in October it was nice to have something good finally happen.