texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Glitch | Original

[glitchinthesystem]

1. I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.

2. Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.

3. You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.

4. Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"

5. Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.

3.

[cawnfidant]

What do you have against dinosaurs?

[glitchinthesystem]

Nothing, when it's not at 3am and being chanted on my front lawn.

[cawnfidant]

You should have joined me.

[glitchinthesystem]

Dude, I don't even like you. I tried spraying you with the hose and it only urged you on.

4

[charlastan]

ARE YOUR PARENTS EVEN HERE KID? OR DID YOU HARASS SOME STRANGER ABOUT THEIR BAD PARENTING?

[glitchinthesystem]

Oh. I don'thave parents back home, but I think I've been adopted by like....multiple dads?

So, yeah. I guess you could say I harrassed people.

To be fair I was really zonked out on vodka.

[charlastan]

HAH! VODKA'LL DO THAT.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU SURE TOLD EM OFF PRETTY GOOD

[glitchinthesystem]

Yeah, that was my first time drinking.

I don't think I wanna repeat.

...Maybe I should tell my dad I love him or something.

5

[hallucinogem]

What are you, a cop?

[glitchinthesystem]

That's Clover.

I'm just a concerned citizen.

[hallucinogem]

If you're so concerned then you should be focused on making the dispensary easier to break into.
Otherwise it's nothing but dehumidifiers and soda bottles and that's bad news for both of us.

[glitchinthesystem]

You're like, a magical hunteress person why don't you use your magic powers to break in? Im tired of the house smelling like shit.

5

[droptheious]

Leave him alone, he likes it.

Re: 5

[glitchinthesystem]

The house reeks, Varian. I will not.

[droptheious]

That's no way to talk about Fern.

[glitchinthesystem]

Varian.

You're high right now aren't you?

5.

[laminae]

ugh come on it's way too humid
not my fault you got skin that gets dry

[glitchinthesystem]

It'd be fine if you didn't shove those smelly leaves into it.

[laminae]

they don't smell
maybe your nose is broken

[glitchinthesystem]

My nose is not broken, Fern. Weed smells bad.

2

[rocknbol]

What kind of leaves?

[glitchinthesystem]

I think they're from the park.

I ended up at a park.

[rocknbol]

That's exciting. Parks are usually nice places to end up.

[survivalthroughhate]

Well, he did. There is no lie there.