texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[charlastan]

EH EVERYONE'S GOTTA LEARN THEIR LIMITS AT LEAST ONCE

THE REAL QUESTION IS DO YOU REMEMBER WHICH DAD YOU TOLD OFF OR ARE YOU GONNA HAVE TO HIT THEM ALL UP ONE BY ONE UNTIL YOU FIGURE IT OUT

[glitchinthesystem]

...

You just made this ten times harder, Stan. Like.

So much harder. I already think apart of me gets nauseous when I throw out the love word.

[charlastan]

HAHAHA

YOU'VE GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU! WATCH IT'S GONNA BE THE LAST ONE YOU TALK TO TOO.

[glitchinthesystem]

It would be my luck, wouldn't it?

...I think I actually sent one of those bad parenting messages to you.

[charlastan]

WAIT REALLY?

[He looks, and sure enough - "YOU failed as a parent".]

EH I PROLLY DESERVE THAT. I'M MORE OF AN IRRESPONSIBLE UNCLE THAN A GOOD PARENT ANYWAY

[glitchinthesystem]

Ah. well.

If I had an uncle I'd defo think you'd be a great one regardless.