texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[glitchinthesystem]

You're like, a magical hunteress person why don't you use your magic powers to break in? Im tired of the house smelling like shit.

[hallucinogem]

Uh, maybe because of the equally magical cats that will kick my ass if they even sniff a potential crime about to take place?
You definitely don't smell like a criminal.
Mostly you just smell like weed.

[glitchinthesystem]

Something tells me you suck at stealing. I pinched a guitar and a bunch of music and I didn't have the fuzz (haha) on me.

Also I don't smoke weed I think you're losing it.

[hallucinogem]

Sorry? I suck at stealing?
I'm a professional thief! I have references to back it up!
Come over and steal something of mine if you think you're so smart.
Come over to my house at 6010 Swan Lane and steal the most important thing you think is there.