texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[arclightning]

To be fair, we're in a dream version of a tiny town in the middle of the forest. I don't trust any of the seafood here. Maybe too much rice is a good thing.

[embodier]

yeah, that's fair
it's hard to fuck up rice
or make it haunted or whatever

[arclightning]

Every grain of rice could have a tiny ghost attached to it. That'd be pretty haunted.

[embodier]

do not fucking do that to me man
you're gonna jinx it and then i'll be fucking possessed by ten thousand tiny rice ghosts

[arclightning]

I'm just saying, supposedly everything has a spirit, even rice, so be nice to it.

I don't know how much I actually believe it but this airbending master back home swears it's true.