texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[laminae]

good thing
i am never ever ever going to deliver pizzas


aaahhhh no way
i mean it's a little different since i'm a dude
less 'disrespectful' more 'put some pants on you weirdo'
but still not something i wanna see

[hallucinogem]

Hey, chill out. I'm just saying, like.
Everyone I've met since I came here turned out to be at least some kind of gay.
I wondered if I was still keeping the streak with you, is all.

[laminae]

oh uh
well back home it was always sort of if you like whoever that's cool?
no big deal
i mean i mostly dated princesses back home but i kissed a prince once
and i'd be totally cool with dating a guy if he was interested

not that there's anyone around here interested or anything
this is all hypothetical style

[hallucinogem]

Gods, really?
Ugh. I wish that were Remnant sometimes.
A lot of people had to fight tooth and nail to even get recognized, and in most places it's still pretty garbage.
People around here seem pretty chill about the whole thing, though.
If there were anyone you'd be interested in, you could probably stand a chance.
You seem pretty chill yourself.

[laminae]

seriously?
that's weird and sucks a lot
who cares about who people date
even if they do a bunch of gross PDA in front of people, they're just doing it 'cause they love each other
so it's a good thing

uhhh yeah i doubt that
i'm grass
grass isn't exactly dateable

[hallucinogem]

See, that's what I'm saying!
But. Ugh. I don't know. Politics, or whatever.
If being gay makes me a criminal then add it to the list.
The ones running the show will figure it out. Or they'll die alone and unhappy! Either one works for me.

I've heard weirder. Definitely a whole group of people who want to do stuff with the giant monsters that kill people.
Grass that looks like a guy isn't even the top ten weirdest potential bachelors I've run into.

[laminae]

haha yeah
let them die alone and unwanted
who needs 'em

ok that's definitely jacked up bananas
and i appreciate what you're saying
but it doesn't mean i'm dateable
especially not when the town's full of humans and stuff that are like humans