texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[droptheious]

I don't know if I want to look them up if I'd end up the way you were last night. It was tragic.

Maybe? Does Neo like pineapple? Did you steal it for her in some weird romantic gesture? Because I could see that.

[hallucinogem]

They're pretty fun. This girl from back home told me about them.
Don't know how she survived doing it every night, but it's just pumping bass music and neon lights and body paint... okay, they're REALLY fun.

I could just buy a pineapple! But then again, drunk me does sound like the kind of person who would shove a pineapple under her shirt to surprise her girlfriend.
...You really need to stop meeting drunk me.

[droptheious]

So the point is to runing your ears and eyesight?

I'm pretty sure that would surprise anyone, yes. And I'd love to stop meeting drunk you, but drunk you keeps FINDING me. And then I feel morally obligated as your friend to make sure you get home without dying.

[hallucinogem]

The POINT is to get messed up and cut loose for a while.
You know, have fun? In a dark room with a bunch of strangers? Not in a weird way or anything, just, like.
Ignoring obligations for a while. Forgetting anxiety whether you need help with it or not. Partying?
You know what parties are, right?

I've brought the party home to you a bunch of times by now anyway, so you're at least acquainted.
Drunk Emerald isn't always as fun as regular Emerald, but she appreciates your friendship just as much if not more.

[droptheious]

Yes, Em, believe it or not, parties do exist even in my ye olde time period. I just don't really like them. There seems to be an excessive amount of people and I really only have the patience for a minimal amount of human interaction at any one time.

Yes, you have. There's still that weird stain in the kitchen we can't get rid of. But I'm glad Drunk Emerald appreciates that a lot.

[hallucinogem]

Oh yeah, okay, an introvert. Yeah, we have those.
Like I said, the girl back home somehow had the energy to do this literally every night and I do NOT understand it, but, like. Sometimes it's not bad.
The drinking is unrelated. You can drink without partying.
And maybe if you drink enough, you get into the mood for partying!
And then you leave mystery stains behind!
It was, like. I mean. It was...

Well, it wasn't BLOOD, I know that much. And that's the important part, right?
Is it still as sticky as it was the last time I checked?