texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

ronan lynch ( the raven cycle )

[embodier]

1. drunk me ordered sushi at 3 am for sober me's lunch the next day
2. i think you're my feminist conscience sometimes
3. sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself
4. you jumped into so many bushes for no reason

1

[arclightning]

Impressive planning on drunk-you's part, honestly. If the sushi was good. Was it good?

[embodier]

it was fucking delightful
too much rice though

[arclightning]

To be fair, we're in a dream version of a tiny town in the middle of the forest. I don't trust any of the seafood here. Maybe too much rice is a good thing.

[embodier]

yeah, that's fair
it's hard to fuck up rice
or make it haunted or whatever

[arclightning]

Every grain of rice could have a tiny ghost attached to it. That'd be pretty haunted.

[embodier]

do not fucking do that to me man
you're gonna jinx it and then i'll be fucking possessed by ten thousand tiny rice ghosts

[arclightning]

I'm just saying, supposedly everything has a spirit, even rice, so be nice to it.

I don't know how much I actually believe it but this airbending master back home swears it's true.

3

[the_scientist]

I choose the Spanish option when I think people are paying too much attention

[embodier]

what if the person behind you speaks spanish though

[the_scientist]

then they'll know all my secrets

[embodier]

or at least your bank balance
dangerous