texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Jean-Paul Beaubier | X-Men!616

[speed_of_snark]

1. And he was in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.

2. I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.

3. Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.

4. I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.

5. Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.

3

[wwrench]

Did you just write "bros before hoes" into scripture?

[speed_of_snark]

I did. I can do that; I'm Catholic.

[wwrench]

I had no clue Jesus was so cool. Is this how you stayed awake for those long services?

[speed_of_snark]

That and ogling sexy iconography.

[wwrench]

You mean like naked Jesus crucified?

What kind of kinks does that give a young man?

[speed_of_snark]

Yes.

Let's just say I've been waiting to get the courage to ask Kurt to do some terrible things.

[wwrench]

Because of the tail?

You might've just reached the end of my knowledge of religion. I think I remember Catholics do a lot of kneeling. Is that true?

[speed_of_snark]

Because he's a priest.

Boy do we.

1.

[oversight]

I heard he wasn't even enrolled.

[speed_of_snark]

Well. Huh.

Still gay.

[oversight]

That college weirdness kind of says it all in my opinion. And the glasses.

[speed_of_snark]

The glasses?

[oversight]

They're just a fashion statement, aren't they? Pretty sure he's got perfect vision.

[speed_of_snark]

Ok true.

You'd look cute in glasses.

[oversight]

You, too. Too bad you're too perfect to need them.

[speed_of_snark]

I might need them one day.

5

[survivalthroughhate]

I see we are also far past the point of forming complete sentences.

[speed_of_snark]

Who needs grammar when you have Mormon vampires?

Hey are you sane again?

[survivalthroughhate]

Mormon vampires? ......Just what kind of book are you reading again?

Yes. All it took was another death to fix my shattered mind.

[speed_of_snark]

It's a really terrible young adult novel.

Oh.
You okay?

[survivalthroughhate]

That must be why I've never had cause to read it in the library.

I'm fine.

[Maul would say that even if he was lying in the middle of the street bleeding, so the terse reply is really a crock of shit. He'd gone through a horrific experience and that was going to stick with him for a long while, especially given how everyone had condemned him after his network post.]

[speed_of_snark]

It's not good.

Let me rephrase that: HOW bad are you?

[survivalthroughhate]

Then why are you continuing the masochistic routine of reading it?

Not as bad off as you'd think. I took some time to myself and then got some sense punched into me by Reaper. After spending some time with him, I'm much better. Not that anyone but him and like two other people even seemed to care about me, even when I was missing for over two weeks.

[Bitter? Maul? Never. ]

[speed_of_snark]

Boredom.

If I hadn't had a leg bit off and a boyfriend killed, I feel like I might have noticed.