texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

1.

[oversight]

I heard he wasn't even enrolled.

[speed_of_snark]

Well. Huh.

Still gay.

[oversight]

That college weirdness kind of says it all in my opinion. And the glasses.

[speed_of_snark]

The glasses?

[oversight]

They're just a fashion statement, aren't they? Pretty sure he's got perfect vision.

[speed_of_snark]

Ok true.

You'd look cute in glasses.

[oversight]

You, too. Too bad you're too perfect to need them.

[speed_of_snark]

I might need them one day.

[oversight]

And if you do they'll look good on you just like everything else.

[speed_of_snark]

Same to you, hotness.

How are you?

[oversight]

How are any of us ever?

[speed_of_snark]

I mean, I'm okay.

[oversight]

I'm glad for that.

[speed_of_snark]

Were YOU in a frat?

[oversight]

No. I didn't go to college. But I would have torn right through a frat, I'm sure.

[speed_of_snark]

As in sleeping with them all?

[oversight]

I think that was the implication more or less.

[speed_of_snark]

I like to be sure. Have a clear mental picture.

[oversight]

Are you trying to solicit smut from me?

[speed_of_snark]

No!

Ok maybe a little. Rough day.

[oversight]

Tell me more.

[speed_of_snark]

Just getting used to the new leg.

[oversight]

Do you have people helping you? Have you talked to Tony Stark?

[speed_of_snark]

Some guy called The Doctor made it. It's gold, because I'm fancy.

[oversight]

The fanciest. When can I see?