texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[wwrench]

Or maybe so you'll let me blow you. I swear I won't sneeze on your dick this time.

[speed_of_snark]

You were really too embarrassed about that. It happens.

[wwrench]

Pretty big mood killer when your recently-resurrected boyfriend snots all over your penis.

[speed_of_snark]

Yeah, but so what? Part of longterm relationships is accepting that things go wrong sometimes, and maintaining a sense of humour about it.

[wwrench]

Sometimes I think I should sit in on one of your classes.

[speed_of_snark]

You can, if you like, although I didn't learn that one before meeting someone back home.

[wwrench]

Your husband?

[speed_of_snark]

Yes.

Kyle.


I try not to talk about him.

[wwrench]

Because it hurts, or because you're afraid we'll be jealous?

[speed_of_snark]

Because I think it will make you guys uncomfortable.

[wwrench]

It does, I guess. It's a lot to think about. But I'm uncomfortable right now and I'm not dying from it. I'd be okay.

Does it feel better to be able to talk about him?

[speed_of_snark]

No, but I don't like hurting you. Especially not right now.

Yes and no.

[wwrench]

Uncomfortable isn't hurt though, right? Uncomfortable means you ought to stretch. Get used to it, so it's not as bad.

We don't have to if you don't want to. But I want it to be because you don't want to, not because you think you can't.

[speed_of_snark]

You're right. As usual.

All I wanted to say is that I've learned that when you're comfortable with a person, you honestly don't expect sex to be perfect 100% of the time.

And I've done just as bad, if not worse.

[wwrench]

You know I'm not trying to argue you, right? I know you're trying to think of me. I want you to know you're allowed to think of yourself.

What kind of worse? Not with me.

[speed_of_snark]

You're so good to me, Wes. Do you believe that I love you?

Oh, so much worse. Too much champagne and bad fish. Just so much puke, Wes.

[wwrench]

I know you do. And I love you. You believe that, right?

That's what you get for having expensive taste. I think I remember covering Grady's shoes with PBR when we were kids. I got dizzy staring at him, thinking about how much I wanted to kiss him.

[speed_of_snark]

I do. It keeps me going, some days.

That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever heard.

[wwrench]

Me too. I don't think I could do this without all of you.

I think I thought it would make me brave. Maybe I've always been kind of dumb. It's amazing he let me follow him around like I did.

[speed_of_snark]

Guess we must stick together.

I don't think he LET you. I think he wanted you to. He loves you so much.

[wwrench]

I hope so. I'm scared, but I don't want to lose any of you either.

That's the point isn't it, I guess? The stupid things we do to the people we love.

[speed_of_snark]

Scared of what?

Yes.
I think we do good to them, too. At least I hope so.

[wwrench]

This place. Everything it does to us.
I'm sorry. That sounds really weak, doesn't it? I live with actual superheroes and I'm admitting I'm a coward.

I know you've done good for me.

[speed_of_snark]

Wes, superheroes are scared all the time.

I adore you.