texts from last night (in deerington)

[dividingline]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[laminae]

dog i'd be the first one to tell you humans aren't fireproof, even without crazy alchemy biz getting involved
ex-girlfriend literally made of fire and all

[droptheious]

Okay but this isn't fire-girlfriend levels of weird here. I'm not going to kiss people made of literal fire. I just wanted to see if I could stop myself catching on fire A LITTLE. Though regular means.

[laminae]

kissing her wasn't weird! why would it be weird??
maaaayyybe you should test it on other stuff before you test it on yourself

[droptheious]

Giving yourself third-degree burns to kiss a girl is pretty weird.

I guess? But I've already covered my arm in it now.

[laminae]

no it wasn't
it was totally worth it

dude
do NOT light your arm on fire
don't do it