texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[droptheious]

It was definitely that bad.

I mean I can pretend it didn't if it'll help you sleep better at night?

I thought I'd have to take you to hospital but it turns out that you bounce pretty well.

[hallucinogem]

I bounce well.
You know I've punched people for saying that to me before?
Gods. I'm just glad nobody got hospitalized and the only thing that got hurt was my pride.

And Max's, too. Well, he'll recover. He's a very smart horse. He probably knows what drunk idiots look like.

[droptheious]

Absolutely just your pride. Though just so you know try not to go to the bowling alley any time soon. No reason.

He's been in the Royal Guard pretty much all his life. He absolutely knows what drunk idiots look like. You're fine.

[hallucinogem]

...V, how bad did nickel shot night at the disco bowling extravaganza go.
Like, did I throw a bowling ball at someone or did I try to play DDR and screw it up really bad and bash my head on the bar?
Like where is the needle at.

[droptheious]

...
If I told you that technically both those things happened at the same time how would you feel about that?

[hallucinogem]

V.
If I tried to weigh down my clothes to develop my muscles faster and then remove the weights and suddenly I'm super good at DDR, again, then legally you have to tell me.