1) turns out that the cat the ketih was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
2) If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
3) when I was too exhausted to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment. Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
4) These Betties are catcalling at me... PLEASE HURRY
5) we had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Shiro Shirogane | Space Lion Misadventures
2) If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
3) when I was too exhausted to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment. Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
4) These Betties are catcalling at me... PLEASE HURRY
5) we had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.